Well, kiss my blarney stone

[soymade]

I'd been seeing some weird shit around my room lately -- some potatoes in various stages of growth, a real gold coin, and once a green top hat -- but I figured, hey, I've picked up weirder stuff on my travels and then forgotten about it, right?

Then this morning I woke up to tiny, painful blows on my torso and frantic high-pitched swearing. It was

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[th_patches]

Even one such as yourself should be above spoutin' off in front of fine ladies as are in this establishment!

[th_patches]

ooc: sorry dear, kind of ran out of energy :P

I think you're doing very well, though. Patches was totally running out of insulting things to say.

[treehouse_luci]

... AEr YU CALLNG ME PRITTY?

/GRINS/

[treehouse_luci]

/LAUGHS/

A LIITEL? YU WREN'T TEHRE WEN I WOOKED UP.

SU I DRUNKED MOOR.

[treehouse_luci]

TAHT'SH GUUD.

IZ SHEE KAY?

[treehouse_luci]

/SOBERS UP SOME/

YESH.

THAY DO.

[treehouse_luci]

... THAY WOULD.

/DRINKS SOME WATER/

HOPE THEY GET TO IT SOON.

[treehouse_luci]

... YEAH. ME EITHER.

... THOUGH IF YOU'RE ON EDGE, I KNOW A PERFECT CURE...

/GRINS/