Well, kiss my blarney stone

[soymade]

I'd been seeing some weird shit around my room lately -- some potatoes in various stages of growth, a real gold coin, and once a green top hat -- but I figured, hey, I've picked up weirder stuff on my travels and then forgotten about it, right?

Then this morning I woke up to tiny, painful blows on my torso and frantic high-pitched swearing. It was

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[treehouse_tess]

[th_patches]

Ey there missy, maybe if ya stop standin' there wit' yer jaw hangin' open like a right cow, I could bed ya later, ey ey?

[treehouse_tess]

....YEAH. HOW ABOUT NO.

[soymade]

Oh god I am so sorry.

JFC he won't leave.

[th_patches]

Ya got summat t'say ta me, mister? Ye talk pretty big for a fella almost as wee as I am.

[th_patches]

::squirms, hanging by his collar::

Ye think ye're so big with yer weird magicks eh?! Well two shiny coins o'mine says ye're half a man where it counts!

[avaisnotcrazy]

ANDY... ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!

::rushes to the roof, into the hobbit hole, and sees the green figure::

::BUSTS OUT LAUGHING. WITH TEARS. CANNOT STOP::

OMG, ANDY ::is holding her stomach because it aches from laughing so hard:: OF ALL OF THE THINGS!

[th_patches]

Well and the same ta you, ya daft lass! Leastways ye might be good fer a tumble, but don't think I'll be doin' ya no favors if that's all ye've got ta say!

[avaisnotcrazy]

WHA ::is laughing even harder. may have just snorted:: A TUMBLE?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?

WOW.

::takes a deep breath::

AND WATCH WITH THE DAFT COMMENT THERE GREENIE. YOU'RE TALKING TO A HALF-HORSEMEN, PART DEMON, ALL-WOMAN HERE. DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THAT.

ALSO, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH MY BOYFRIEND ANDY. OR YOU WILL HAVE TO CONTEND WITH ME.

[th_patches]

Can't very well help it if the lad's a fool, now can I?

Oh, don't ye like bein' called daft?

Eh there loony? Don't ya like it?

[treehouse_lili]

...

A LEPRECHAUN?

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING...

[th_patches]

Ahhhh....

Ye look like a lady what' seen quite a bit a' the world. Ye need a fair touch and a gentle hand, and I know just how to give it to ye...

[treehouse_lili]

*BITES HER TONGUE TRYING NOT TO MAKE A LUCKY CHARMS JOKE*

SORRY.
*POINTS TO RING ON HER LEFT HAND*
MARRIED.

*DOESN'T FEEL THE NEED TO MENTION IT'S AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP*

[th_patches]

No doubt, love, they always are. But I can see fer myself when a maiden ain't happy in 'er home, if ya catch my meanin', and it hurts my heart to see 'er so.

[waitingtobelit]

YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HIGH ANDY?

*WILL NOT MAKE A LUCKY CHARMS JOKE, WILL NOT MAKE A LUCKY CHARMS JOKE*

[th_patches]

Boyo, you make a lucky charms joke and it's the last y'ell ever be usin' that tongue, I promise!

[treehouse_ed]

SO ABOUT YOUR LUCKY CHARMS. ARE THEY MAGICALLY DELICIOUS? AND DO THEY DWELL AT THE END OF EVERY RAINBOW?

[th_patches]

::launches himself at you::

::like a cat, he does some damage but can be wrestled away from your body fairly quickly::

YE'LL RUE THE DAY, YA HORSE'S ASS, BY THA BUCKLE O' MY SHOES!