ALL SPARKLING VAMPIRES SHOULD DIE!!

Jun 03, 2010 22:54

HEY EVERYONE! I KNOW I’VE BEEN OFF THE GRID FOR AWHILE BUT MEG AND I WENT ON A LITTLE TRIP AND AFTERWARD I WAS DOING SOME RECON ON A NEST OF TWILIGHT VAMPS IN WASHINGTON STATE.

MY MOM AND I HEADED UP TO DEAL WITH THESE SPARKLING PIECES OF SHIT AFTER SHE GOT BACK FROM HER SKYDIVING ADVENTURE.

TO START OFF, IN CASE YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, WE ARE BAMF! HERE’S THE FUCKING PROOF BITCHES! )

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waitingtobelit June 4 2010, 02:56:55 UTC
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU! ONE OF THOSE SPARKLING ASSHOLES ALMOST GOT MY SISTER. MAN, SPARKLING VAMPIRES. PSSH. SO LAME.

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oh_whimsical June 4 2010, 02:59:01 UTC
I'M HAVING TERRIBLE FLASHBACKS, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE CONCENTRATING ON THIS DATE BONDING TIME WITH HARRY.

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waitingtobelit June 4 2010, 03:03:24 UTC
FLASHBACKS? ;____;

IF THOSE VAMPS WEREN'T ALREADY DUST, I'D GO AND KICK THEIR ASSES MYSELF. IN MY WHEELCHAIR.

*KINDA NOT UPSET AT INTERRUPTING HER DATE WITH HARRY*

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oh_whimsical June 4 2010, 03:07:40 UTC
OH MY GOD, ED, I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO SEE IF EDWARD IS OKAY. TELL ME THIS IS A BAD IDEA

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oh_whimsical June 4 2010, 02:58:01 UTC
...

OMG.

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seramercury June 4 2010, 03:05:33 UTC
YOU OKAY THERE, MAGGIE?

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oh_whimsical June 4 2010, 03:06:38 UTC
THE ONE THERE, YOU KNOW, WITH THE GIRL HUMPING HIS BACK *TRIES NOT TO SEETHE*... YOU DIDN'T STAKE HIM, DID YOU?

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seramercury June 4 2010, 03:08:52 UTC
WELL THERE WERE A LOT OF VAMPS THERE. I DON'T RECALL SEEING HIM, BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ON THE HUNT I KINDA GET DISTRACTED AND DON'T LOOK AT THEIR FACES UNLESS THEY'RE ABOUT TO BITE ME OR SOMETHING....

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casey_sinqueen June 4 2010, 03:02:52 UTC
I may love you.

That is all.

*grins*

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seramercury June 4 2010, 03:05:19 UTC
*GRINS* HEY CASEY! WE SHOULD HANG OUT MORE. HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE MEG YET? SHE LOVES MEETING NEW PEOPLE.

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casey_sinqueen June 4 2010, 03:07:35 UTC
NO! But I so want to. They talk about her a lot in Hell. And we should hang out more!

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seramercury June 4 2010, 03:10:07 UTC
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO OUR PLACE FOR DINNER TOMORROW? I'LL TEXT YOU THE ADDRESS.

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insipidcalamity June 4 2010, 03:03:08 UTC
WAY TO GO LADIES :)

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seramercury June 4 2010, 03:04:22 UTC
THANKS UNCLE JOHN! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING? :)

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insipidcalamity June 4 2010, 03:08:28 UTC
MUCH BETTER. DAMN CAST IS PISSING ME OFF, BUT THAT'S NOT SURPRISING :)

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seramercury June 4 2010, 03:09:33 UTC
I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT. YOU'LL BE UP AND ABOUT IN NO TIME, I'M SURE! NEED ANYTHING?

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seramercury June 4 2010, 03:15:18 UTC
*GRINS* ANYTIME, HARRY!

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oh_whimsical June 4 2010, 03:26:41 UTC
HARRY, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

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