A LITTLE VACATION...

[sherrilina]

SO I HAVE NOTICED THAT MY DEAR BROTHER HAS BEEN FEELING RATHER DOWN, RECENTLY, AFTER THE TRAUMATIC EVENTS OF A FEW WEEKS AGO.  (THE OTHER ANGELS NOTICED IT AS WELL ON HIS MOST RECENT VISIT TO HEAVEN).  SO I INVITED HIM TO GO TO GO ON A TRIP WITH ME TO CHEER HIM UP, TAKE HIS MIND OF THINGS, DO SOME BROTHERLY BONDING, AND HE AGREED.

THAT TRIP TURNED

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[waitingtobelit]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUN AT BIBLE CAMP? PREMARITAL SEX.

[sherrilina]

.....

YEAH, MAYBE NOT AT BIBLE CAMP, BUT ELSEWHERE...

[waitingtobelit]

NO, IT'S ESPECIALLY FUN AT BIBLE CAMP. OR AT LEAST, IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS FUN. I MEAN, THE TWO CHICKS I SAW GO AT IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHILE QUOTING SCRIPTURE AT EACH OTHER. *DISSOLVES INTO LAUGHTER*

[sherrilina]

...

AGAIN, NOT AT BIBLE CAMP. AT BIBLE CAMP ONE IS SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON THEIR INNER SPIRIT AND SELF, AND DO OTHER RELAXING, CALMING ACTIVITIES. AS I UNDERSTAND IT, SEX USUALLY EXCITES, RATHER THAN CALMS...

[gamblore]

IKR? WE COULD, YOU KNOW, BRING SOME SIN INTO THE PLACE?

I HAVEN'T SEEN SLOTH IN AGES..

[gamblore]

WE COULD ALWAYS LET THEM BACK OUT, MAYBE? IT WOULD BE SOOO WORTH IT!

[gamblore]

OH, OH MY GOD. WHY DID I COME IN HERE? THIS IS A HOUSE OF LIES! .. DUDE JUST WHEN I STARTED TO LIKE MICHAEL AND HIS CREEPER WAYS CREEPERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER

[gamblore]

.. LOVED YOU WHEN YOU WERE STICK IN THE PIT IN THE CAGE, THAT WAS HOT.

OH, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T.

[queen_insane]

BIBLE CAMP? REALLY?

[sherrilina]

[queen_insane]

IT LOOKS POSITIVITY MIND WASHINGLY FUN.

[sherrilina]

WELL, YOU GOT THE "POSITIVITY" PART RIGHT, IT WAS FULL OF THAT...LOTS OF GOOD FEELINGS ALL AROUND!

[dressandtie]

OH NO.

THAT'S ALL.