MY DATE WITH ADAM
FIRST I DROVE THIS TO PICK DEANADAM UP AND THEN LET HIM DRIVE, WHICH HE SEEMED PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT
THEN I HAD DEANADAM DRIVE US TO THE SEASIDE SHACK IN DELAWARE DEAN WENT TO WHEN HE WAS 11 THAT HAS HIS FAVORITE BURGERS
WE GOT BURGERS WITH EXTRA BACON AND EXTRA ONIONS (JUST LIKE DEAN LIKES THEM)
IN THE TRUNK OF THE IMPALA, I HAD A COOLER FULL OF THESE (DEAN'S FAVORITE), WHICH WE SHARED
DEANADAM KEPT GETTING ANNOYED THAT I WAS CALLING HIM DEAN AND KEPT TRYING TO CORRECT ME BUT EVENTUALLY HE GAVE UP, WHICH MADE THINGS EASIER.
THEN WE WENT TO GO SEE MORTALLICA; A METALLICA TRIBUTE BAND. DEANADAM SEEMED TO THINK THEY WERE ALRIGHT BUT HE WAS KIND OF TWITCHY THE WHOLE TIME BUT I DIDN'T CARE
THEN I GUIDED US BACK TO A MOTEL WHERE I ALREADY RENTED A ROOM
ON THE BED, I HAD EVERY ISSUE OF BUSTY ASIAN BEAUTIES FROM THE LAST 5 YEARS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE BED
THE BED ALSO HAD THIS
MADE SURE TO HAVE THESE HANDY
HE DIDN'T SEEM TO WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE MOTEL AND THE GIFTS I HAD THERE FOR HIM THOUGH AND DEMANDED I TAKE HIM HOME. I TRIED TO REASON WITH HIM BUT HE WASN'T HAVING ANY OF IT, SO I FINALLY AGREED AND LET HIM DRIVE BACK. THAT PRETTY MUCH ENDED THE NIGHT. I DIDN'T TRY TO KISS HIM BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SPOILING THE EVENING BY ENDING IT WIHT A FIGHT.
MICHAEL & DEAN: SEE? I DIDN'T HURT HIM
THEN I HAD DEANADAM DRIVE US TO THE SEASIDE SHACK IN DELAWARE DEAN WENT TO WHEN HE WAS 11 THAT HAS HIS FAVORITE BURGERS
WE GOT BURGERS WITH EXTRA BACON AND EXTRA ONIONS (JUST LIKE DEAN LIKES THEM)
IN THE TRUNK OF THE IMPALA, I HAD A COOLER FULL OF THESE (DEAN'S FAVORITE), WHICH WE SHARED
DEANADAM KEPT GETTING ANNOYED THAT I WAS CALLING HIM DEAN AND KEPT TRYING TO CORRECT ME BUT EVENTUALLY HE GAVE UP, WHICH MADE THINGS EASIER.
THEN WE WENT TO GO SEE MORTALLICA; A METALLICA TRIBUTE BAND. DEANADAM SEEMED TO THINK THEY WERE ALRIGHT BUT HE WAS KIND OF TWITCHY THE WHOLE TIME BUT I DIDN'T CARE
THEN I GUIDED US BACK TO A MOTEL WHERE I ALREADY RENTED A ROOM
ON THE BED, I HAD EVERY ISSUE OF BUSTY ASIAN BEAUTIES FROM THE LAST 5 YEARS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE BED
THE BED ALSO HAD THIS
MADE SURE TO HAVE THESE HANDY
HE DIDN'T SEEM TO WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE MOTEL AND THE GIFTS I HAD THERE FOR HIM THOUGH AND DEMANDED I TAKE HIM HOME. I TRIED TO REASON WITH HIM BUT HE WASN'T HAVING ANY OF IT, SO I FINALLY AGREED AND LET HIM DRIVE BACK. THAT PRETTY MUCH ENDED THE NIGHT. I DIDN'T TRY TO KISS HIM BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SPOILING THE EVENING BY ENDING IT WIHT A FIGHT.
MICHAEL & DEAN: SEE? I DIDN'T HURT HIM