BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, FLAWLESS, ETC.
WELCOME TO LILITH'S BACHELORETTE PARTY!
FIRST THINGS FIRST, IF YOU WANT TO GET INSIDE, YOU HAVE TO GET PAST SECURITY. THEY HAVE A LIST OF NAMES, AND NONE OF THE GUYS ARE ON THAT LIST.
ONCE YOU'RE PAST SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A FANTASTIC SPA AREA SET UP.
THE INSIDE LOOKS LIKE THIS:
WE'VE GOT MASSAGE TABLES:
AND YOU CAN GET A MASSAGE FROM ONE OF THESE GUYS:
THERE'S ALSO A MINERAL BATH:
A SAUNA:
AND PEOPLE ON HAND FOR FACIALS, MANICURES AND PEDICURES:
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THE SPA, YOU CAN MOVE INTO THE PARTY AREA:
WE'VE GOT AN OPEN BAR:
AND IF YOU WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK, JUST ASK ONE OF THE WAITERS. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THEM, BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THIS:
MOST OF THEM ALSO HAVE TRAYS WITH LITTLE FINGER FOODS:
THERE'S A LOUNGE IF YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN:
AND, OF COURSE, THE DANCE FLOOR:
MUSIC WILL BE PROVIDED BY A FULL JAZZ BAND:
AS FOR ENTERTAINMENT, LUCIFER (WHO IS A WHINY BITCH) HIRED JIM BIANCO TO COME AND PERFORM:
AND WE'LL END THE EVENING WITH A TROUPE OF FIRE-DANCERS (WE FIGURED LILITH WAS TOO CLASSY FOR STRIPPERS):
CONGRATULATIONS, LILITH, AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE PARTY!
OH, AND THIS ENTIRE THING WAS PLANNED BY AVA AND MYSELF, BECAUSE I AM A BAMF AND - AS IT TURNS OUT - SHE IS TOO. *HIGH-FIVES AVA*
FIRST THINGS FIRST, IF YOU WANT TO GET INSIDE, YOU HAVE TO GET PAST SECURITY. THEY HAVE A LIST OF NAMES, AND NONE OF THE GUYS ARE ON THAT LIST.
ONCE YOU'RE PAST SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A FANTASTIC SPA AREA SET UP.
THE INSIDE LOOKS LIKE THIS:
WE'VE GOT MASSAGE TABLES:
AND YOU CAN GET A MASSAGE FROM ONE OF THESE GUYS:
THERE'S ALSO A MINERAL BATH:
A SAUNA:
AND PEOPLE ON HAND FOR FACIALS, MANICURES AND PEDICURES:
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THE SPA, YOU CAN MOVE INTO THE PARTY AREA:
WE'VE GOT AN OPEN BAR:
AND IF YOU WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK, JUST ASK ONE OF THE WAITERS. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THEM, BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THIS:
MOST OF THEM ALSO HAVE TRAYS WITH LITTLE FINGER FOODS:
THERE'S A LOUNGE IF YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN:
AND, OF COURSE, THE DANCE FLOOR:
MUSIC WILL BE PROVIDED BY A FULL JAZZ BAND:
AS FOR ENTERTAINMENT, LUCIFER (WHO IS A WHINY BITCH) HIRED JIM BIANCO TO COME AND PERFORM:
Click to viewAND WE'LL END THE EVENING WITH A TROUPE OF FIRE-DANCERS (WE FIGURED LILITH WAS TOO CLASSY FOR STRIPPERS):
CONGRATULATIONS, LILITH, AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE PARTY!
OH, AND THIS ENTIRE THING WAS PLANNED BY AVA AND MYSELF, BECAUSE I AM A BAMF AND - AS IT TURNS OUT - SHE IS TOO. *HIGH-FIVES AVA*