5x19 In Character Recation Post
YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY THAT WHAT IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE USUALY IS? YEAH THAT’S TRUE, IT WAS RAINING REALLY HARD, LIKE AN INSANE AMOUNT (BIBLICAL) AND WE NEEDED A PLACE TO SLEEP. AND THERE WAS THIS OFF RAMP AND A REALLY GOOD CHEEP 4 STAR HOTEL AND WE DON’T GET TO STAY IN NICE PLACES MUCH SO WE FIGURED WHY NOT, AFTER ALL IF WE DIDN’T GET OFF THE ROAD IT WASN’T GOING TO BE SAFE TO DRIVE. DEAN DROVE US TO THE HOTLE AND WE CHECKED IN, AND IT WAS NICE. REALLY, REALLY NICE. LIKE FREE BUFFET FREE PORN FREE EVERYTHING YOU WOULD WANT NICE. THEY EVEN HAD THOSE LITTLE CHOCOLATES ON THE PILLOWS.
WE ENDED UP EATING (WELL DEAN ATE) AND I REALLY WANTED TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN BUT DEAN PROMISED ME THAT THINGS WOULD BE OKAY AND I TRUST HIM SO I LET MYSELF RELAX JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT. WE GOT TO THE HOTEL ROOM AND DEAN PERVE THAT HE IS WATCHED TWO PEOPLE MAKE OUT. I WAS ABLE TO GET HIM TO ACT HIS AGE AND WE WENT INTO OUR ROOM TO SLEEP, ONLY THE COUPLE IN THE ROOM NEXT TO US DISAPPEARED AND IT WAS STRANGE.
NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE MANAGEMENT WOULDN’T TELL US WHAT WAS WRONG. WE DID A LITTLE INVESTIGATING AND WELL TWO WORDS FOR YOU: GODS. LOTS AND LOTS OF GODS. THEY HAD CAPTURED US AND GODDAMN THOSE FUCKERS. SERIOUSLY, GOD DOESN’T GIVE A RATS ASS AND THEN WE GET CAPTURED BY THE ONLY GODS THAT CARE AND THEY WANT TO KILL US. I AM STARTING TO THINK THAT ALL GODS ARE DICKS, EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF THEM. BECAUSE SO FAR NOTHING HAS PROVED ME WRONG. ALTHOUGH FOR BEING A FALSE GOD I GUESS GABRIEL IS OKAY.
THE GOOD NEW OR BAD NEWS IS THAT GABRIEL SHOWED UP TO, NOT REALLY HELP BUT TO TRY TO FREE US. WE CONVINCED HIM TO LET US HELP THE PEOPLE THAT WERE BEING KEPT CAPTIVE , BECAUSE WHELL THERE REALLY WASN’T MUCH THAT HE COULD DO TO US WITHOUT RAISING QUESTIONS, WHICH WORKED IN OUR FAVOR IN A VERY STRANGE WAY. HE WAS WELL… I DON’T KNOW YOU THINK AS AN ANGEL HE’D BE DIFFERENT BUT NOPE HE WAS MOSTLY THE SAME.
ALSO DEAN A NOTE:
“WHEN I SAY THAT WE KEEP DRIVING? WE KEEP DRIVING.”
BECAUSE REALLY? THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY TIME.
WE WENT TO HELP THE PEOPLE ESCAPE ONLY WE GOT JUMPED BY THE GODS AND HAD TO END UP FIGHTING THEM OFF. WE KILLED A FEW OF THEM BUT WELL GABRIEL DIDN’T SHOW UP LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD.
AND THEN THEY FOUND A SWORD OF AN ANCH ANGEL WHICH SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL AN ANGEL ONLY GABE ISN’T JUST ANY ANGEL BUT STILL THEY STUCK HIM THROUGH AND OH MY GOD GABERIEL I WAS SO WORRIED FOR YOU BECAUSE AS MUCH AS I PRETEND NOT TO CARE? I REALLY FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU, YOU’RE THE ONLY ANGEL WHO ISN’T ACTUALLY SEEMS TO GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT US EVEN IF IT’S IN YOUR OWN FUCKED UP REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP WAY. BECAUSE YOU STILL WANT US TO SAY YES BUT YOU STILL CARE AND I DON’T KNOW YOU ARE SOME HOW BETTER. BUT SHE STUCK YOU WITH AN ANGEL SWORD AND THEN DEAN WAS AWESOME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME.
HE TOLD THE GODS THAT THEY NEEDED TO FREE THE HUMANS AND THEN WE WOULD SUMMON LUCIFER SO THAT THE GODS COULD KILL HIM WITH THE SWORD. WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD THING IF NOT FOR THESE FEW FACT:
1) THE SWORD WAS A FAKE
2) GABRIEL WAS ALIVE
3) THE SWORD WAS REALLY FAKE
4) AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SWORD WAS FAKE?
IN THE END HOWEVER GABRIEL SHOWED UP TO FIGHT FOR US AND…
IN THE END TO DIE FOR US.
I’M GOING TO ASK FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
COME BACK TO US GABE. WE LOVE YOU.
PS. SO THERE TURNS OUT THERE IS A WAY WE CAN KILL YOU LUCIFER. ONLY WE ARE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
ALSO:
OH MY GOD GABE GROSS. I DO NOT NEED MY LAST MEMORY OF YOU TO BE YOUR DICK.
