no one here wants to fight me like you do, a fic for shiplessheathen

[websofseaweed]

title: no one here wants to fight me like you do
author: nalakaori_chan
recipient: shiplessheathen
pairing: jo/ruby
rating: r
short summary: jo and ruby go on a mission to get dean out of his crossroads deal.
warnings: explicit language and sexual content.
disclaimer: i don't own supernatural or any related media.
notes: sorry for the lateness; it has been one heck of a month

Comments

[familiardevil]

“Here’s something you should know, sweetie: you and him? Never a chance. He’s too busy getting a little…brotherly lovin’, if you know what I mean.”
Be still my heart.

“Oh, nooo. A big…” She pops one of her knuckles back into place. “scary…” The second knuckle goes; her face contorts in…is that pleasure? Jo shudders. “powerful…” A crack. “gun.” She snaps the fourth back into place, leaving only her middle finger. “Oh, I forgot an adjective there: try ‘worthless’.” Ruby smirks and fixes her last knuckle, holding the finger up in the universal gesture for ‘fuck you’; Jo seethes with rage. Before she can grunt out a response, Ruby continues.
Yes, I just copypasta'd a big chunk of fic here. Why? Because it's awesome. Just fyi.

Ruby reaches up and stabs her in the heart. The blood stains their sheets red. She dies mid-orgasm.
Omg. I am so lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

it’s common knowledge what John Winchester and Bobby Singer used to get up to back in the day.\o/ This fic is just getting better and better

[websofseaweed]

thank you SO MUCH for all of your lovely comments! this review really made my day. and thanks for organizing this challenge, too - it was a ton of fun and i'd love to do it again. ♥

[websofseaweed]

no problem! i totally understand. thanks so much for reviewing! :)

[cantarina1]

Hi!

You may have seen the posts in spn_fs_exchange about the podfic project that's aiming to create a comprehensive anthology of the first round's written fills. We're looking to get your permission for one of our volunteers to claim and record your story; please let us know if we can include "no one here wants to fight me like you do"! We're hoping to run the first round of claims in the upcoming weeks and we'll be running this out of podfic_project (once it's properly set up!) if you'd like to track the anthology's progress.

Thank you!

[cybel]

http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/no-one-here-wants-to-fight-me-like-you-do

:-)