FIC: Alternate Lubrication

[deceptivemirror]

Title: Alternate Lubrication
Author: deceptivemirror
Rating: R (for sexy times, grossness, and some crude speaking)
Genre: Wincest (I have crossed to the dark side for this)
Characters: Sam and Dean

Summary: When it comes to personal health, people really shouldn't believe everything they read.

Author's note: clearly, this has become a 'verse.

Comments

[amberdreams]

Ha ha and what about conditioner? I've seen fics that have them using that and I've got to say - I can't see that being a) effective or b) pleasant!
I love the idea of a series of anti-tropes, it will complement ash_carpenter's awesome anti-kink series!

[deceptivemirror]

If they were in the bathroom, I'd have suggested that as an alternate! Good point!!

:D That's very high praise! I hope to live up to those lofty expectations!

[calijirl5150]

People on the Internet were scary. Best line, very "tounge-n-cheek" ;p

[deceptivemirror]

Sam's tactful like that :D

[ashtraythief]

Awww poor boys! :D

[deceptivemirror]

I feel bad too, but not nearly as bad as I would have felt if they'd opened a vein just to get some!

[deceptivemirror]

I don't need to; I have similar experience!

[evelyncarver]

I liked this one almost as much as the Healing Cock of Love. Now I'm trying to think of something else that could try (holy water, gasoline, whatever else is in the trunk)

[deceptivemirror]

One hopes that the boys would not try to use Baby's spare gas can! That could just be awful. Or hilarious. Awfully hilarious? Hilariously awful?

...I like the way you think.