9 Days of Season 9 Challenge: Mystery Meat

Oct 07, 2013 22:45

MYSTERY MEAT

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Dean, Sam
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Word Count: 100

All Sam wanted was to eat somewhere nice for his birthday
Disclaimer: Looked in the closet, under the bed; don't own them.

What's on the menu? )

sam, fic: gen, author:dizzojay, drabbles, dean, 9 days of season 9 challenge

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etoile_etiolee October 7 2013, 23:42:46 UTC
Ohhh, poor Dean. I hate escargots, hate them! When he picked them on the menu I was like: noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dizzojay October 8 2013, 12:38:05 UTC
Escargots are very firmly on my 'psychological no-no' list of foods. There is just no way I could open my mouth and put a snail in it, regardless of how beautifully it had been cooked!

I'd be right there puking alongside Dean :P

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kinkthatwinked October 8 2013, 00:53:45 UTC
And now Dean will never venture beyond burgers again. :D

It makes perfect sense that Sam would want something other than greasy diner fare for his birthday, and some part of him might still long for the wealthy creature comforts, like swanky restaurants, that he was working toward at Stanford. It is so cool that you thought of this.

I say Dean needs to calm down, it could have been A LOT worse. Cow's tongue, monkey brains. I hear in some cultures even the animal's testicles are cooked ... shudder

Cute story.

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dizzojay October 8 2013, 12:40:30 UTC
Thank you, glad you liked it. I once ate tongue by mistake when I was on holiday once.

One mouthful. Never. Again.

And yes you're right about the animal testicles. Shudder indeed!

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blackrabbit42 October 8 2013, 03:25:45 UTC
Saaaammmm. That wasn't very nice of you.

Just also wanted to let you know that I read ALL of your ficlets, even if I don't comment... sometimes I'm supposed to be working, and I'm all YES!!!! Dizzojay comes through. You brighten my day BB.

:)

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dizzojay October 8 2013, 12:42:06 UTC
Aw thank you, what a sweet thing to say!!
I'm so delighted you enjoy them :)

And you're right, Sam is evil and Dean's retribution will be swift and terrible!

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deceptivemirror October 8 2013, 03:56:49 UTC
Oh geez. I've heard they taste delicious, if one can get past the appearance, but that was kinda mean of Sam, even so, not to tell Dean what they were!!!

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dizzojay October 8 2013, 12:44:48 UTC
That's the sort of stunt my husband would pull on me, just because he's a human dustbin and I have my likes and dislikes!

I don't know what they taste like, but I'm afraid I have this psychological brick wall. They're snails. It doesn't matter how you pretty them up; they're slugs with their own accommodation and my mouth is a no-go zone for them!!!

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