Hostess prompt

[strgazr04]

Was reading another fic that casually mentions Dean's reaction to Hostess going out of business. I now seriously need some fic about this. Who wants to bet Dean would fill the entire trunk with Twinkies and HoHos (of course leaving just enough room for his favorite sawed off and machete - the pearl handled pistol can stay in the back of his jeans

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[mandraco]

Considering Dean eats "Bing Bongs" rather than "Ding Dongs", I suspect he's not that much of a Hostess fan. *completely ignores the real world reasons for this*

So, what would the name of a rip-off Twinkie be? Winkies? Tinkies? Rinkie-Dinkies?

Actually, the idea of Dean toting around all that stuff reminds me of my insane idea where Sam became an extreme couponer at Stanford, so they also have to cart around a trailer full of random things that Sam had to buy and won't let Dean get rid of.

[strgazr04]

Woah, wait. Back up. Extreme couponer!Sam sounds AWESOME! He has the perfect type A personality for that. And Dean would bitch and tease him all about it until Sam scores a major coupon for El Sol or something lol

[mandraco]

Or coupons for pie.

I kind of imagine they're driving from one hunt to another and Dean says we can go left or right, it'll take about as long. And Sam says we need to go left because I've got these coupons for Vitamin Water, and Dean's like, we're not going to drink that, and Sam says, but they're going to pay us money to take it away! And Dean grumbles but goes with it anyway, and then somehow uses the drink on the hunt.

I also imagine that Dean was the one who started Sam on the whole couponing thing when they were little, but it was only when he got to Stanford that he started doing it in extreme quantities.

[strgazr04]

I love this!

Also wee!Dean clipping coupons (maybe because Mary used to) is adorable.

[auntmo9]

Don't forget the pies! Hostess sells hand size Fruit Pies (and that is what they are called, no special name). Now, I know they don't hold a candle to real,homemade pies. But I am sure that Dean would consider them better than cake, or nothing at all.

[lolaann1]

And now I'm thinking about Woody Harrelson and his obsession with finding Twinkies post zombie apocalypse in Zombieland. Do I smell a crossover???

[auntmo9]

Ha!

I saw this today:

[twisted_slinky]

Huh, I wonder if the real reason Hostess went under was the Leviathan sweetener fiasco. Bet Dean would be pissed if this all went down while he was in Purgatory and he missed it. LOL. Great prompt, btw. :D

[auntmo9]

LOL! It is a vast conspiracy to make deprive Dean of baked goods! You know, if he would have treated Gabriel better and Luci had never killed him, maybe he would have had an ally in all of this!

[mandraco]

That makes so much sense! =)