12 Days of Christmas Challenge: Seasonal Postal Irregularities

[theymp]

Title: Seasonal Postal Irregularities
Author: theymp
Prompt: 12 Days of Christmas Challenge: Seventh Day, one-shot (it's late because I had to run it past the Elf Committee first)
Genre: humour
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester & Santa Claus
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1380
Warning/Spoilers: it's basically just one long terrible pun

Comments

[candygramme]

Pepper Minstix? *makes the sign of the evil eye at you.*

"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas..."

[theymp]

Nope, didn't work - I guess some wickedness is just too ingrained to ever get cast out ;D

But I can't take credit for this, it's supposed to be an "official" elf name, although I'm not sure where it comes from originally!

[dizzojay]

Heehee, brilliant - and can't we all relate to poor Santa's frustrations!
Love it :)

[theymp]

Lol, and this was definitely written "through a Covid-lens" as Lily would say!
Thank you!

[kattrip033]

I love this SO MUCH