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I have been waiting months to be able to do right by this theme. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the greatest hits of J2 hooker fic. I feel like I don't really have to say anything else to sell this to you.
Carve Your Name, You're in My Blood 'Verse by minchout (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, ~7400 words)
Summary: Foster kid AU, featuring a rough and tumble deaf!Jensen and a Jared who is very in love with him.
Why I rec: The boys are so sad in this verse, but so good for each other. I won't lie and say it's not pretty bleak, but running through it is this streak of hope, because Jared is just so good and Jensen is so damaged and so willing to do anything for the love of Jared. Really touching!
Confined Insects by homo_pink (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 8000 words)
Summary: Jared's vacationing in New Orleans and Jensen's part of the experience.
Why I rec: Wow. So. homo_pink is a relatively new find for me as far as fic authors in this fandom go. I am kicking myself all over that I didn't find them sooner. If you have yet to read this author's work, this is a great example of it to start on. This story is the kind of thing that sucks you in and makes you forget everything around you, with a twist at the end that might leave you hysterically sobbing and pointing at your computer, not that I know anyone who did that. Jared's love for Jensen pretty much shook the foundation of my universe.
Night Shift by riyku (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 2600 words)
Summary: Jared is a hooker, Jensen is an undercover cop on a sting.
Why I rec: One of my favorite things in hooker fic is when the hooker is well-adjusted and totally okay with what they do for a living. Obviously, if all hooker fic were like that it would be wildly unrealistic, but I like to see it nonetheless! This is the story of a really sad Jensen and, although their encounter is brief, a hooker!Jared who is really good for him. A weirdly sweet little read, considering the genre.
Nothing Rhymes With Texas by Deirdre_c (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 5000 words)
Summary: Jensen is a newly-minted cop and there’s this one particular hooker on his beat.
Why I rec: Similar in idea to the story above, this is a very different Jared. Both of the Js are so sad here and, well, I won't lie, the story won't make you feel GOOD, but it is SCORCHING hot and will deliver every single one of the emotions. It's porn with a healthy helping of feelingsporn on the side I mean what's not to love??
Over Here at the Side of Your Life by fleshflutter (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 13700 words)
Summary: Jared is a hooker, Jensen is his workaholic best friend.
Why I rec: This fic is a great remedy to many of the ones above-largely a feel good fic, with just enough miscommunication to make your chest ache. The author does an incredible job making this story come alive-every character, every conversation, every detail is practically breathing it's so alive. Add to that a J2 who make great partners even before they figure things out, a quietly pining Jensen that will break your heart and a well-adjusted but unsatisfied Jared, and this is all in all a great read.
The Right Angle by tebtosca (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 2400 words)
Summary: Jensen has spent his entire life living a lie. A man at a bar helps him be honest with himself, if only for one night.
Why I rec: This is a beautifully raw and emotional fic. Jensen is just about the saddest thing that has ever existed, and the Jared is just intoxicating. The story will wrap around you and keep you spellbound; it is beautifully written and haunting. I mean, you will feel emotionally tortured and used up-which is a good thing? I think?
Carve Your Name, You're in My Blood 'Verse by minchout (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, ~7400 words)
Summary: Foster kid AU, featuring a rough and tumble deaf!Jensen and a Jared who is very in love with him.
Why I rec: The boys are so sad in this verse, but so good for each other. I won't lie and say it's not pretty bleak, but running through it is this streak of hope, because Jared is just so good and Jensen is so damaged and so willing to do anything for the love of Jared. Really touching!
Confined Insects by homo_pink (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 8000 words)
Summary: Jared's vacationing in New Orleans and Jensen's part of the experience.
Why I rec: Wow. So. homo_pink is a relatively new find for me as far as fic authors in this fandom go. I am kicking myself all over that I didn't find them sooner. If you have yet to read this author's work, this is a great example of it to start on. This story is the kind of thing that sucks you in and makes you forget everything around you, with a twist at the end that might leave you hysterically sobbing and pointing at your computer, not that I know anyone who did that. Jared's love for Jensen pretty much shook the foundation of my universe.
Night Shift by riyku (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 2600 words)
Summary: Jared is a hooker, Jensen is an undercover cop on a sting.
Why I rec: One of my favorite things in hooker fic is when the hooker is well-adjusted and totally okay with what they do for a living. Obviously, if all hooker fic were like that it would be wildly unrealistic, but I like to see it nonetheless! This is the story of a really sad Jensen and, although their encounter is brief, a hooker!Jared who is really good for him. A weirdly sweet little read, considering the genre.
Nothing Rhymes With Texas by Deirdre_c (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 5000 words)
Summary: Jensen is a newly-minted cop and there’s this one particular hooker on his beat.
Why I rec: Similar in idea to the story above, this is a very different Jared. Both of the Js are so sad here and, well, I won't lie, the story won't make you feel GOOD, but it is SCORCHING hot and will deliver every single one of the emotions. It's porn with a healthy helping of feelingsporn on the side I mean what's not to love??
Over Here at the Side of Your Life by fleshflutter (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 13700 words)
Summary: Jared is a hooker, Jensen is his workaholic best friend.
Why I rec: This fic is a great remedy to many of the ones above-largely a feel good fic, with just enough miscommunication to make your chest ache. The author does an incredible job making this story come alive-every character, every conversation, every detail is practically breathing it's so alive. Add to that a J2 who make great partners even before they figure things out, a quietly pining Jensen that will break your heart and a well-adjusted but unsatisfied Jared, and this is all in all a great read.
The Right Angle by tebtosca (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 2400 words)
Summary: Jensen has spent his entire life living a lie. A man at a bar helps him be honest with himself, if only for one night.
Why I rec: This is a beautifully raw and emotional fic. Jensen is just about the saddest thing that has ever existed, and the Jared is just intoxicating. The story will wrap around you and keep you spellbound; it is beautifully written and haunting. I mean, you will feel emotionally tortured and used up-which is a good thing? I think?