DEW: Green-Eyed Monster
GREEN EYED MONSTER
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Baby
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Discalimer: I don't own her
People know I’m Dean’s best girl, that I dote on him and he dotes on me. I’m very protective of Dean, and there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him. I provide him with warmth, comfort, sleep and …
Well, people often ask if I get jealous of the girls Dean brings back for a night of passion in my rear seat.
Well, the fact is, I don’t. Not at all. They’re only serving a purpose, and giving my boy a moment of pleasure, those brainless, fat-assed, airheaded, fish-faced, trout-lipped, swivel-eyed, trashy little strumpets.
Why on Earth would I be jealous of them?
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Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Baby
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Discalimer: I don't own her
People know I’m Dean’s best girl, that I dote on him and he dotes on me. I’m very protective of Dean, and there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him. I provide him with warmth, comfort, sleep and …
Well, people often ask if I get jealous of the girls Dean brings back for a night of passion in my rear seat.
Well, the fact is, I don’t. Not at all. They’re only serving a purpose, and giving my boy a moment of pleasure, those brainless, fat-assed, airheaded, fish-faced, trout-lipped, swivel-eyed, trashy little strumpets.
Why on Earth would I be jealous of them?
xxxxx
end