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[starstripedhero]

Guys guys guys GUYS GUYS GUYS. I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.

[ Isn't this how all of your videos start, America? Anyhow, he's broadcasting from his couch, pausing occasionally to pop a pink jelly bean in his mouth. He has tons and tons of these, I ought to mention. He's eating them like popcorn cause boy, he gathered a lot of them and shot a

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[mei_blossom]

Where did you find those beans, America?

[starstripedhero]

Uhhhhhhh.
Usually around the area where I shot things. Weird, right?
But they're not projecting my thoughts! I thought I'd eat them and see what they do because I'm heroic!

[mei_blossom]

That is kind of strange! I...do they taste good?

[starstripedhero]

Hahaha! They taste awesome! Did you not find any for yourself, Taiwan?

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[supersonic21]

P-Pink beans...? A-Aliens?

[starstripedhero]

Yeah, man! But don't worry too much-- your hero is right here!
I just don't get why they're not granting my wishes for food, hmmm.

[supersonic21]

I see...
The pink beans aren't granting wishes for food?

[good thing he didn't eat them yet!]

1/2.

[starstripedhero]

....

[ SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. ]

[rivalheroics]

Are they really? [He hadn't eaten the bean he found]

[starstripedhero]

--Yeah! They're super delicious! You should try one!

[ A pause. ]

Well, I mean, last time I ate a bean, shit happened. So maybe wait until I make sure nothing is wrong with these!

[rivalheroics]

Oh...in that case, are you sure we're even supposed to eat them? Maybe we're supposed to do something else with them.

[starstripedhero]

--They're delicious enough, so why not? I mean, they haven't really done anything bad to me yet as far as I know...
[ CLUELESS. ]

What else would you do with them, huh?

[knxght]

[ What a character. Break's putting it all together in his head. ]

Might I suggest drawing a connection between your problem and those strange beans you found?

[starstripedhero]

Might you suggest--?

Uh. I don't know.

Might you?
--These are pretty good!

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[rolereverse]

Oh, yeah! I got one of those guns, but I never even used it.

. . .

Thanks for being a nice test subject for the beans, by the way!

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[starstripedhero]

I'M A HERO SO I'M JUST DOING MY DUTY, SIR.
You can thank me by giving me praise! A-And food too!

[video]

[rolereverse]

I can't give you praise, but food....

[ hmm.... ]

[starstripedhero]

[ what. ]

Are you being for real? I mean, LOOK AT ME. [ poses! ] It should be easier to praise me than supply me with food, man!