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[starstripedhero]

Right, SO. Let me get this straight.
A shit ton of people left for like no reason--?

I mean, that's what it kind of sort of sounds like. Does this happen a lot? [ GUESS WHO HAS BEEN HERE SINCE MARCH AND HASN'T NOTICED THIS. Well, he's noticed people going home, but it just occurred to him that people leave all together sometimes! ]

Well, that's

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[vimyridge]

England went home, eh? [...how disappointing. He never once had the chance to speak with the other nation. Oh well.]

...you're still going to need to clean, America.

[vimyridge]

There's two things wrong with that. One. Magic is not science. Two. I'm not an invalid. I'm quite perfectly capable of walking.

[starstripedhero]

[ There's a pause before he wrinkles his nose, then laughs again. ]
Gotta do everything the hard way, don't ya! Hahaha!
My address is 1119 Brixton Avenue in the Alpha District! You know, the space house!

[ america they're all "space houses" but okay. ]

And it's obviously science here-- because magic doesn't exist! And if it does, well, it only kind of exists here, and it's concocted by aliens and science!

[ .......... yup. ]

[vimyridge]

[...oh. He does still have a magic broom that flies, but he'll just leave that at home. So yes. He does have to do everything the difficult way.] I like walking, anyway. It's healthy and good for me.

[...that might have been a subtle 'unlike you, fatty' comment there. But it was a playful jab at him.] I'll be there shortly, though. [And still talk the whole time.]

Norway believes in magic. As does England. They talk to magical creatures all the time so it has to exist. And what about all those "magical, mystical" creatures you have running around? Are they also just science and aliens?

[starstripedhero]

[ America puts on some kind of 'unsure' face, adverting his gaze. ]
Uh. Well. Norway and England are just crazy. Everybody knows that.

What magical mystical creatures are you talking about?
[ FIDGETING. ]

[vimyridge]

[Sigh. Fine. If he wants to do this...] The Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, the Chesapeake Bay monster, the one that supposedly lives in Lake Eerie, jackalopes... if I recall correctly, there's something about a big blue ox, too. What about hoop snakes and cactus cats?

[starstripedhero]

[ He puffs up his cheeks! He was hoping you weren't going to mention those. ]

Hey, now! Those are different! They exist! It's not magical or mystical. It's just paranormal!
Just like Tony! And he sure as hell exists since he lives with me!

[vimyridge]

[And how is that any different?

...no, no. He won't get into that discussion. It's safer to steer away from it.] Of course. Sorry, America. I was simply confused for a moment there.

[starstripedhero]

Y-Yeah, that's right you were confused there! The difference between England's creatures and mine is the fact that mine actually exist! They're just mysterious and shy!

[ huff puff cheeks. look what you did. ]

[vimyridge]

[Someone's so lucky that Canada is such a nice bro.] I see. That means yours are just... cooler, I guess? [Or something like that, anyway.]

[starstripedhero]

Absolutely! Mine are the best! No sissy fairies or any of that shit, hahaha!