Yeah, this place is weird enough for that to seem like a normal thing. I wouldn't be surprised if a chicken comes back to life just to squabble at you if you try to roast it.
Whoa! You think the food'll actually do that? [If that's the case, then that's going to cause a lotta trouble.] Well, if that happened, I'd knock the chicken out and throw it out of the house for bad manners.
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[William lives in the giant mushroom cottage.]
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And considering the people who live in his cottage?
He's expecting the worst.
So he dashes to the kitchen, eyes wide as he slides into the kitchen, surveying the massive amount of damage. Goddammit--!
Instantly, he moves forward to slam his foot out to pat at the last of the fire to help out Yugo.]]
What in the hell happened in here?!
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What the hell were you cooking?! Dammit, help me clean this up.
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[He goes and fetches two mops and a bucket.] It's not my fault. It's the mushrooms' fault.
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Smoke. A lot of it.]
Oh my gosh, what?! Is the place on fire?!
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[Looking around, he kind of groans. Fakir said he'd be cleaning today and Poland's amazing arguing skills didn't do a thing for him.]
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Well... I was cooking dinner... and then the mushrooms kinda exploded.
[Az angrily chirps! Yugo picks him up and puts him in his pocket.] Sorry, but you should've stayed in my pocket while I was working.
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[She can see the evidence trickling out one lane down.]
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[He's burnt food before, but never kitchens. This was an unpleasant first.]
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