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⌾ 2nd Portal [Action/Voice]

Oct 23, 2010 22:11

( To his roomies! )

mint, fakir, usopp, william t. spears, yugo, poland

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Voice pushesupglasses October 24 2010, 05:22:11 UTC

If that's the case, I certainly hope my apartment doesn't explode.

[William lives in the giant mushroom cottage.]

Voice portal2thestars October 24 2010, 05:26:38 UTC

Eheh... don't worry, mister! I think they only explode when you try to cook them.

Voice pushesupglasses October 24 2010, 05:35:28 UTC

Let's hope so. It's bad enough I'm living in a mushroom to begin with.

Voice portal2thestars October 24 2010, 05:38:20 UTC

I think it only explodes if it gets heated up, so you should be all right! [Unless there's a super drought or something oh gosh.]

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knights_quill October 24 2010, 05:28:19 UTC

[[Fakir smells burning.

And considering the people who live in his cottage?

He's expecting the worst.

So he dashes to the kitchen, eyes wide as he slides into the kitchen, surveying the massive amount of damage. Goddammit--!

Instantly, he moves forward to slam his foot out to pat at the last of the fire to help out Yugo.]]

What in the hell happened in here?!

portal2thestars October 24 2010, 05:30:57 UTC

( ... )

knights_quill October 24 2010, 05:35:17 UTC

D-Dinner?!

What the hell were you cooking?! Dammit, help me clean this up.

portal2thestars October 24 2010, 05:41:57 UTC

It was Papa Alibert's special Gobball Stew! Besides, I didn't know the mushrooms would explode!

[He goes and fetches two mops and a bucket.] It's not my fault. It's the mushrooms' fault.

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polishrule October 24 2010, 06:31:04 UTC

[And Poland was coming out to get a snack and then--

Smoke. A lot of it.]

Oh my gosh, what?! Is the place on fire?!

portal2thestars October 24 2010, 06:33:35 UTC

[Oh geez.] Well, it was on fire, but it's all good now! [Sort of.]

polishrule October 24 2010, 06:36:24 UTC

Was?! What happened?!

[Looking around, he kind of groans. Fakir said he'd be cleaning today and Poland's amazing arguing skills didn't do a thing for him.]

portal2thestars October 24 2010, 06:40:10 UTC

[Perfect timing is one of Yugo's amazing powers. He sheepishly grins.]

Well... I was cooking dinner... and then the mushrooms kinda exploded.

[Az angrily chirps! Yugo picks him up and puts him in his pocket.] Sorry, but you should've stayed in my pocket while I was working.

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[voice] cucurbitophobic October 24 2010, 07:09:18 UTC

Ah... So that's what that little trail of smoke is, huh?

[She can see the evidence trickling out one lane down.]

[voice] portal2thestars October 24 2010, 17:25:45 UTC

Uh, yeah! It looks like I'm not going to be cooking for a while...

[He's burnt food before, but never kitchens. This was an unpleasant first.]

[voice] cucurbitophobic October 24 2010, 22:58:37 UTC

Yeah, this place is weird enough for that to seem like a normal thing. I wouldn't be surprised if a chicken comes back to life just to squabble at you if you try to roast it.

[voice] portal2thestars October 25 2010, 03:28:20 UTC

Whoa! You think the food'll actually do that? [If that's the case, then that's going to cause a lotta trouble.] Well, if that happened, I'd knock the chicken out and throw it out of the house for bad manners.

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[ voice ] hana_king October 24 2010, 09:35:44 UTC

You should just not buy mushrooms at all. It's safer.

[ voice ] portal2thestars October 24 2010, 17:27:36 UTC

Yeah, I think I just figured that out. I hope nothing else they sell explodes...

[ voice ] hana_king October 24 2010, 21:36:53 UTC

I hope so, too. There are probably a lot more things that don't, at least.

[ voice ] portal2thestars October 25 2010, 03:31:17 UTC

I guess you're right! Maybe they sprout hair instead. Or maybe they sing when you boil them. I'd actually like to try that.

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