[ Walking along the pathways of the City Zoo appears to be a young blond woman. Though to be honest, the young 'woman' happens to be a rather annoyed certain Alice who had the urge to escape the ever present cabin fever of his apartment. You see he had locked himself in there for a number of days. No longer able to take the boredom his home
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(though perhaps the look of almost unholy glee on his face leaves much to speculation)
so here he is, on this fine day, hands in his pockets and peering upwards at the giraffes, head cocked to one side, eyes sliding from the animals, to alice. he laughs. ]
If you were to squint, and tilt your head, the resemblance is uncanny.
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B R E A T H E S ]
That-- is a very rude thing to s-say!
[ Don't you blow his cover, squirt! ]
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L A U G H I N G ]
Are you not fond of giraffes?
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[ It's not like he ever really thought about giraffes often or anything!
And just so you know he doesn't even WEAR A bra. Cause that would totally be weird!! ]
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[The heat, and perhaps majesty makes him shed a silent tear.]
Damn. DAMN what tricks did you motherfuckers all turn what got you so tall?
...Damn. Damn.
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Was that face paint and horns? Was he part of a festival going on?
They seemed continuous back in Wonderland after all.
Wait--- he seems to be talking to the Giraffes. . .
He lifts a hand, forcing a cough into it as he turns his head away. Yep. Just got to keep quiet. ]
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Motherfucker, my brother, how many times did you ever see such motherfuckin magical creatures?
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Not regula- [ dshfkj WHENDIDTHISGUYFINDOUTHEWASAGUY....uhhuhhh. ]
A-ahh you know it's uh-- rude! To call a lady a brother?
[ Feels himself dying a little on the inside. ]
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he hadn't really meant to eavesdrop(?) on the girl(??) while he was looking at the giraffes, though. well, maybe he hadn't, but his snakes did make a business of it. and so the snakes, not being the brightest, begin to discuss it. what makes a human like a giraffe? asks byron. well, they certainly smell the same, says wilde. it's looks, not smell, clamors eliot. smell is looks is taste, explains boswell.
... and so on. a few of them twist toward alice, flicking out their tongues at him in order to better gauge their arguments. snake himself just sort of watches the discussion ensue, occasionally looking between them, alice, and the giraffes. hm . . .]
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But all of this was worth it to get out of that apartment and escape that creepy gaze of his younger room mate with the strange eye and even weirder laugh. ]
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A-ah I mean! Dear sir you seem to be crawling with snakes!
[ HE IS SO CONVINCING, THAT IS SO NOT AN ADAM'S APPLE WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT IT'S RUDE TO STARE. ]
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and the best part is-- he's not alone! ]
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anyway, he doesn't even looked bothered by the fact that they've been wandering along for days absolutely lost. because people do crazy things when they're in love!! and with his great powers of observations, he doesn't think twice about the blond girl because that's obviously not alice. ]
So uh...what are we doing here?
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Oh-! He hears a familiar voice, turning to pass a glance half way over his shoulder--- OHWHYTHEFSDFDSFARETHEYHEREGTFOGJDGF. Facing completely forward again, stiff as a board.
They'll pass by, yeah, they don't care about women!!
Wait why the hell are those two walking together anyway... he could have sworn Elliot had it out for Ace...
OH WELL HE DOESN'T CARE. THEY NEED TO WALK PAST FASTER. ]
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after coming to terms with his feelings for elliot and deciding to kill him and see what that would generate, he was hit with the realization that his feelings for alice were still there, as well. so if he loves two people it's clear one of them must go, right?
and speaking of that someone--
yep, he spots alice right there. normally he wouldn't have bothered with this run-of-the-mill foreigner, but it just so happens alice chose the one costume that makes him look the most-- alice-y!! so he can't help and stare, tapping elliot with his elbow to get his attention. ]
Hey-- look at that! Doesn't she . . . remind you of someone?
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A giraffe certainly wouldn't be my first pick.
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A-ahem. ]
Oh- hello cute little boy!
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How silly...of me to think otherwise.
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