first down -- voice

[hellcommander]

Alright you motherfuckin' fairytale bastards.

I want an explanation, now, and I want it to be fucking good.

One second I'm at fuckin' school? Now I'm in a goddamn Disney movie! Fuck this. And this house I got assigned to, it's like something out of fucking year 2500, kekekeke! ... I hear water.

[the sound of a door opening, and the sound of

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[trollsbackwards]

OH GOOD.
NOW SOMEONE WON'T BE KICKING ME IN THE GODDAMN BULGE OVER SOMETHING SO MENIAL LIKE FUCKING LANGUAGE.

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[trollsbackwards]

I'm fully a fucking ware of that disgusting little factoid, thank you.

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[hellcommander]

Kekekekeke! Just fuckin' makin' sure! You never know! No need to get fuckin' snippy now. We can't help how we're fuckin' born, fuckin' candy corn.

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[trollsbackwards]

What the shit. What the fuck is candy corn, anyway? I've heard it in goddamn reference to our horns, but damned if I know what it is.

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[hellcommander]

... Well, I guess I could give that wishing thing a try. [Hiruma holds out his hand and closes his eyes] Dear Weird Fucking Fairyland God or Goddess or Flying Spaghetti Monster, I wish I had a bag of candy corn to show this grey kid what's what! [... pop! Aww, what a pretty little bag of candy corn! It's in an orange baggie with a pumpkin face pattern and tied with an orange and black ribbon. He tosses it up once]

Huh. It works. Fuck! Cool. [opening the bag now, and holding up one of the candy corns to the camera] Candy corn! A sickeningly sweet sugar candy usually sold around Halloween. I fuckin' hate it. But I hate most sweet shit.

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[trollsbackwards]

Okay, correction. That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard and had to see. I see the resemblance alright, but next I see Egderp I am fucking punching him in his weak gut for this ridiculous shit.

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[hellcommander]

Kekeke. Don't like bein' compared to candy, huh?

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[trollsbackwards]

We're the complete fucking opposite of sweet.

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[hellcommander]

Your species is pretty fuckin' nasty, then? Keke. Anything called Trolls would have to be! Have to say though, I'm fuckin' perplexed.