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[pausethetime]

--uck is going on here?!

[ So, you know the deal. It's the whole "I-just-got-here-and-I-have-no-idea-how" scenario you see every other month. This time, it's not a cute kid in awe or an adult being confused. It's an extremely cranky teenager with bad attitude pulling a grimace of both confusion and rage.Am I having, like, a big bad trip? 'Cause I

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voice;

[entertheginko]

The kind that gets you to other worlds, apparently, and it's gonna last you a while.

voice;

[pausethetime]

[ Kiden jumps; did she just hear a voice inside her head? She looks around, and blinks. Wow. Okay. That was weird. She's a mutant and all, she knows some people can do that, but still, it's freaky. She shakes her head and asks out loud, feeling kind of crazy when she does answer the voice . ]

Excuse me, what?

voice;

[entertheginko]

Yeah, yeah, I know it's weird, but you heard me right there.

voice;

[pausethetime]

Did you do this?

[ She's just going to assume you're an invisible mutant with the power to transport people through space and time. ]

[voice]

[starstripedhero]

[ TAH-DAH. Super chipper and loud voice in your head is a go-go! ]
HEY!
You're in a place called Splendor City if you were wondering, just FYI!

voice;

[pausethetime]

[ OH, JESUS, MORE VOICES. AND THIS ONE IS LOUD. She groans and covers one of her ears, frowning. ]

I-- what the hell?

[voice]

[starstripedhero]

HAHAHA.
Hey, don't act so freaked out! I did at first too!
That little like-- Cracker Jack toy thing you found in your pocket? That's what is responsible for it! Treat it like a walkie talkie, krggh, over.
You just gotta think who you want to talk to and it'll work! No doubt it came from Japan--they make the best stuff, over!

Uhhhhhhh. Also, you're not on drugs, haha. This is pretty real.
...
Over.

voice;

[pausethetime]

[ She looks completely confused by now. ] My-- Cracker... Jack...? [ She grabs the Seal in her pocket and blinks at it, surprised. ]

[ She's still pretty sure she's on drugs though. ]

You are the weirdest head-voice ever.

voice

[balls_on_fire]

Talk a walk, kid. It gets weirder.

voice;

[pausethetime]

I'm fine with weird, it's, like, my everyday. This is not weird: this is creepy and... Yeah. [ A pause. ] But what do you mean by weirder?

[balls_on_fire]

I said take a walk, didn't I? I'm not a free tour guide!

[pausethetime]

Geez, what crawled up your ass and died, man?

[action]

[patchworkdoctor]

I don't know. [he'll just be rollin by on his computer chair, if you don't mind.] What did you drop?

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[pausethetime]

[ She stares at him as he rolls past on a freaking chair, blinking several times. She watches him, head to toe, eyes focused on that... nail... on his head... ]

... Probably a shitload of acids, because I'm seeing a dude with a screw on his head using a chair as his vehicle.

this may be the most acid trippy thing I've ever pointedly written. :|

[patchworkdoctor]

Actually, I do this all the time. [He stops, and glances at her.] And the screw is real. [He starts to turn it.]

[pausethetime]

[ WOW, DUDE, THAT IS SCREWED UP...

No pun intended. ]

Whoa, jeez! [ She puts her hands up, a sign for him to stop. ] Dude, that is so wrong!

voice;

[hasthebadtouch]

Welcome, honey. Make yourself comfortable because we're apparently stuck here.

voice;

[pausethetime]

[ Okay, that certainly earns you a quirked eyebrow. Honey? Oh, come on. ]

Dude, nuh-uh. No. That shit ain't fly.

voice;

[hasthebadtouch]

If you find a way out I'd love to hear it.

voice;

[pausethetime]

This is so not cool, man.