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[boyskytard]

i THINK THERE'S, SOMETHING WRONG, WITH MY RESPITE BLOCK, mY RECUPERACOON IS FLAT, AND THERE'S NO SLIME, WHICH COULD BE, BAD, bUT AT LEAST i CAN SLEEP IN IT, WITHOUT MY HEAD GETTING STUCK

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[vision8ightfold]

Taaaaaaaavros, my stupid, naive friiiiiiiiend. Let's think a8out this logically. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's pro8ably a duck so if it doesn't look like your respite8lock, SURPRISE SURPRISE, it's pro8ably not.

When did you 8reak your leg? Were you having trouble clim8ing stairs? ::::) No, I kid, I want to heeeeeeeelp you. That's what friends do after all.

And if you're scared, that's 8ecause you're nothing like Pupa, despite all your 8est half-assed efforts, yeah?

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[boyskytard]

i, uHH, wELL,

wELL, nO, mAYBE NOT,

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[boyskytard]

bUT, uHH, i DON'T THINK rUFIO WOULD WANT ME TO, TALK TO YOU,

i HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO HIM, bUT, hE DIDN'T WANT ME TO TALK TO YOU BEFORE, sO, uHH, hE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT ME TO, NOW,

sO,

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[vision8ightfold]

Rufio's not real, okay???????? And guess what, I totally am. So, since I'm real and he's not, talking to me is the o8vious course of action.

[helitraptor]

No need to be afraid, this isn't the afterlife.

[boyskytard]

bUT, i DIED,

iF THIS ISN'T THE AFTERLIFE, THEN, WHERE AM i,

[helitraptor]

Aaah, well, sorry to hear. But I guess you're alive again now, so cheer up! Anyway, most people here are alive, including myself, so this can't be the afterlife.

The place is called Splendor.

[boyskytard]

oH, uHH, yOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE, iT WASN'T YOUR FAULT,

bUT, iF i'M ALIVE AGAIN, dOES THAT MEAN i CAN GO HOME,

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[dorkways]

hey dude!
don't be scared, this place is pretty nice!
i do not think it's the after life, either.

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[boyskytard]

oH, uHH, iT'S YOU, yOU'RE jADE'S FRIEND, aND THE ONE kARKAT WAS, UHH, TALKING TO,

dO YOU, KNOW THIS PLACE, iS THAT WHY YOU'RE NOT SCARED,

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[dorkways]

you know jade?
yes, i am john!
what's your name?
you're a troll too, right?
no, i've never been here before, but it's like wonderland or something!

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[boyskytard]

i DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR wONDERLAND, bUT, i AM tAVROS, aND, i GUESS IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU, eVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NICE,

oH, uHH, yES, i TRIED TO, UHH, DO SOMETHING HEROIC, FOR jADE, aT LEAST, i THOUGHT IT WAS NICE, bUT i WAS TOLD THAT IT WASN'T, i'M STILL NOT SURE WHY,

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[trollsbackwards]

HOLY SHIT.
NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I BE RELIEVED TO SEE YOUR PATHETIC HUSK.
NOW WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING ALL THIS TIME
AND WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR SHITTY LEG BROKEN.
WAIT
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, MORON?

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[boyskytard]

oH, kARKAT, yOU'RE HERE TOO,

aLTHOUGH, IT'S STRANGE, nOBODY SEEMS TO REMEMBER THAT i DIED, eXCEPT FOR ME, i WONDER WHY,

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[boyskytard]

bUT, uHH, i'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU TOO, iF THAT WAS WHAT YOU MEANT, WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE RELIEVED,

oR NOT, tHAT IS OK TOO,

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[trollsbackwards]

NO ONE REMEMBERS PROBABLY BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS, FUCKASS.
WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, IF EITHER GAMZEE OR ERIDAN SHOW FACE
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO NEAR THEM
AT LEAST NOT UNTIL I HAVE DETERMINED THEY ARE SAFE
AND NOT DETERMINED TO FUCKING KILL US ALL.
THAT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR GODDAMNED LEADER.
SPEAKING OF DEATH AND MURDER
WHO THE FUCK KILLED YOU.

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[frostandfrogs]

hey!!
it is you again :O
tavros right???
wow you're here too!

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[boyskytard]

oH, hELLO jADE, uHH, tHANK YOU, FOR REMEMBERING MY NAME,

i GUESS, A LOT OF US ARE HERE, fOR, UHH, SOME REASON, lIKE YOU, AND YOUR FRIEND, aND kARKAT,

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[frostandfrogs]

you were one of the nicer trolls so i remember!!
yeah! so many of us are here...
it is really weird
i dont know what is going on but im sorry you got dragged into this too :(

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[boyskytard]

oH, uHH, tHANK YOU AGAIN, i AM HAPPY, yOU STILL THINK I AM NICE,

yOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE, jADE, yOUR FRIEND jOHN SAID THIS CITY, uHH, gRANTS WISHES, sO, MAYBE IT'S, uHH, NOT A BAD PLACE,