Five Things: Five people the original SG-1 really hope the press don't interview ...
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For the sg1-five-things prompt: Five people the original SG-1 really hope the press don't interview about them when the program goes public
1. Jay Felger. Sam caught him one afternoon, sitting in his lab, acting out an Oprah interview with the SG-1 dolls he'd made. She told Daniel, who told Jack, who wanted to transfer him to Pegasus right that second.
2. Cassie Frasier. Well, only Jack's concerned about her, and only because she's threatened to tell every story she can remember about Jack reading her stories, teaching her to ride a bike, and making her stuffed animals re-enact key NHL games. And damn it, he has a reputation as a bad-ass to maintain, which he's pretty sure wouldn't survive the pictures Carter has of him assisting Mr. Cuddles the Bunny with a slapslot.
3. The guy working the bar at O'Malley's the night of the armbands incident. Sam, Jack and Daniel are pretty sure the SCG got the all security tapes, and hey, nothing to be embarrassed about what with the alien influence and all, but there's a little thrill of unease after Teal'c said, a couple of years later, "It is unfortunate that the incident is classified. I have no doubt that "America's Wildest Home Videos" would compensate generously for the images."
4. The supply clerks who has to sort through and catalogue their gear when they get back from a mission. "I can just see it," Jack said. "They'll end up on Montel or that Dr. Phil guy, psychoanalyzing us."
"I'm not the one who tried to smuggle a case of alien beer back onto the base, Jack," Daniel pointed out.
"Hey, not my fault it broke when you shoved me. And then got us captured for a week. So technically, it's all your fault my pack and everything in it smelled like rancid skunky beer."
"Riiight. Next time I'll save the beer and let the Jaffa shoot you."
5. Walter Harriman. This one terrifies them all the most (Hammond included). There is no one who has more dirt on SG-1 (and the rest of the SGC for that matter), than Walter.
For the sg1-five-things prompt: Five people the original SG-1 really hope the press don't interview about them when the program goes public
1. Jay Felger. Sam caught him one afternoon, sitting in his lab, acting out an Oprah interview with the SG-1 dolls he'd made. She told Daniel, who told Jack, who wanted to transfer him to Pegasus right that second.
2. Cassie Frasier. Well, only Jack's concerned about her, and only because she's threatened to tell every story she can remember about Jack reading her stories, teaching her to ride a bike, and making her stuffed animals re-enact key NHL games. And damn it, he has a reputation as a bad-ass to maintain, which he's pretty sure wouldn't survive the pictures Carter has of him assisting Mr. Cuddles the Bunny with a slapslot.
3. The guy working the bar at O'Malley's the night of the armbands incident. Sam, Jack and Daniel are pretty sure the SCG got the all security tapes, and hey, nothing to be embarrassed about what with the alien influence and all, but there's a little thrill of unease after Teal'c said, a couple of years later, "It is unfortunate that the incident is classified. I have no doubt that "America's Wildest Home Videos" would compensate generously for the images."
4. The supply clerks who has to sort through and catalogue their gear when they get back from a mission. "I can just see it," Jack said. "They'll end up on Montel or that Dr. Phil guy, psychoanalyzing us."
"I'm not the one who tried to smuggle a case of alien beer back onto the base, Jack," Daniel pointed out.
"Hey, not my fault it broke when you shoved me. And then got us captured for a week. So technically, it's all your fault my pack and everything in it smelled like rancid skunky beer."
"Riiight. Next time I'll save the beer and let the Jaffa shoot you."
5. Walter Harriman. This one terrifies them all the most (Hammond included). There is no one who has more dirt on SG-1 (and the rest of the SGC for that matter), than Walter.