FIC: Five reasons the SGC needs Siler's giant wrench
Work went boom, and my brain with it (One of my coworkers bought me a pin that says, "I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem." That about sums up the last three weeks).
For syxp, who wanted: "Five reasons the SGC needs Siler's giant wrench."
1. That bolt on the cranky hot water system on Level 18. There's nothing more frightening than SG-1 desperate for a hot shower after a long mission. Especially that one with the mud that smelled like rotten eggs and a three-week-old bean burrito.
2. The air compressor in Isolation Room 3. All it ever takes is a good whack. Doctor Fraiser is always so nice when he reports that it's back online that he feels a little guilty, and hopes she never notices the huge dent he's made in the casing.
3. The time SG-18 brought back those huge flowers, and Colonel O'Neill started acting all weird. It was only a mild concussion, Major Carter later told Siler, and the Colonel probably wouldn't remember anything but the headache when he woke up, and really, she agreed it was a good trade for stopping O'Neill from blowing up the base.
Still, Major Carter promised Siler that it was their little secret.
4. An alien incursion, a locked-down base, and he was trapped in a room with fourteen terrified kids (part of the refugee group from Vredala who they hadn't been able to transfer before the lockdown went into effect) and an alien twice his size, and with very large teeth. He ended up in the infirmary (again) for a week, but General Hammond came down and shook his hand, and when the SGC sent a team to the Vredalan's new world to check up on how they were managing a month later, Colonel Gonzalez brought back a packet of brightly-colored drawings and letters from the kids. Siler still has the one of him fighting off the alien with his wrench hanging in his locker.
5. The third shift baseball league games in the Gate room. Everyone wanted to be on his team, at least until he managed to crack the control room window with a foul ball.
For syxp, who wanted: "Five reasons the SGC needs Siler's giant wrench."
1. That bolt on the cranky hot water system on Level 18. There's nothing more frightening than SG-1 desperate for a hot shower after a long mission. Especially that one with the mud that smelled like rotten eggs and a three-week-old bean burrito.
2. The air compressor in Isolation Room 3. All it ever takes is a good whack. Doctor Fraiser is always so nice when he reports that it's back online that he feels a little guilty, and hopes she never notices the huge dent he's made in the casing.
3. The time SG-18 brought back those huge flowers, and Colonel O'Neill started acting all weird. It was only a mild concussion, Major Carter later told Siler, and the Colonel probably wouldn't remember anything but the headache when he woke up, and really, she agreed it was a good trade for stopping O'Neill from blowing up the base.
Still, Major Carter promised Siler that it was their little secret.
4. An alien incursion, a locked-down base, and he was trapped in a room with fourteen terrified kids (part of the refugee group from Vredala who they hadn't been able to transfer before the lockdown went into effect) and an alien twice his size, and with very large teeth. He ended up in the infirmary (again) for a week, but General Hammond came down and shook his hand, and when the SGC sent a team to the Vredalan's new world to check up on how they were managing a month later, Colonel Gonzalez brought back a packet of brightly-colored drawings and letters from the kids. Siler still has the one of him fighting off the alien with his wrench hanging in his locker.
5. The third shift baseball league games in the Gate room. Everyone wanted to be on his team, at least until he managed to crack the control room window with a foul ball.