THEN HE AND HOOSIER WOULD GET INTO A FIGHT ABOUT WHO HAS THE BETTER ELBOW SPIKES (HOOSIER, OBVS, BC HIS ARE BIGGER...)
IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?
CLEARLY LECKIE JUST WANTS TO TAP THAT AND KEEPS GETTING SHOT DOWN BECAUSE HOOSIER IS A CLASSY BITCH AND ONLY SLEEPS WITH PRINCES, BUT LECKIE'S WEARING HIM DOWN.
WHERE IS THE FIC WITH ALL THIS AND RUNNER IS A GIRL PRETENDING TO BE A GUY SO SHE CAN BE A KNIGHT?
I love me some crack AUs, and now I just have 'brave Sir Leckie ran away, he bravely ran away, away' going through my head in a loop. I can just see them now, arguing over who has the coolest armour (everyone teases Runner for having little birdies on his, also for having hair like Princess Leia), failing to impress fair maidens with jokes about the size of their lances, and all fighting over who gets to slay the dragon this time only to find that guy Sir Andrew and his fucking bard have done it while they were busy bickering.
That guy is just so annoying, riding around and being all noble and shit all the time. And he doesn't even kill the dragons, he just politely and calmly persuades them not to eat damsels any more. So annoying.
You just made me spit-take my milk. Which, by the way, hurts. Also, damn you, now I have Bryan Adams in my head. Not just with that song above, but the one he did with Rod Stewart and Sting. It's your fault that now all day I'll be singing "And it's all for one, and all for love."
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LOL
WHAT IS THIS
I MEAN I DONT EVEN
AHAHAHHAA
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I JUST
YEAH...
NO IDEA, REALLY.
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OMG
JFC. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T GET MORE AMAZING, YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS
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WHAT?
I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN...
GREAT NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THEM MAKING FUN OF LECKIE'S REALLY GAY CROWN THING.
AND WHY DOES RUNNER LOOK REALLY FEMININE? LOOK AT THOSE CURVES I'M JEALOUS!
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LECKIE WOULD BE LIKE "I AM THE LEADER, IT IS REQUIRED OF ME TO LOOK THIS DASHING!!!!!!!!!!!"
THEN HE AND HOOSIER WOULD GET INTO A FIGHT ABOUT WHO HAS THE BETTER ELBOW SPIKES (HOOSIER, OBVS, BC HIS ARE BIGGER...)
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THEN HE AND HOOSIER WOULD GET INTO A FIGHT ABOUT WHO HAS THE BETTER ELBOW SPIKES (HOOSIER, OBVS, BC HIS ARE BIGGER...)
IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?
CLEARLY LECKIE JUST WANTS TO TAP THAT AND KEEPS GETTING SHOT DOWN BECAUSE HOOSIER IS A CLASSY BITCH AND ONLY SLEEPS WITH PRINCES, BUT LECKIE'S WEARING HIM DOWN.
WHERE IS THE FIC WITH ALL THIS AND RUNNER IS A GIRL PRETENDING TO BE A GUY SO SHE CAN BE A KNIGHT?
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I love me some crack AUs, and now I just have 'brave Sir Leckie ran away, he bravely ran away, away' going through my head in a loop. I can just see them now, arguing over who has the coolest armour (everyone teases Runner for having little birdies on his, also for having hair like Princess Leia), failing to impress fair maidens with jokes about the size of their lances, and all fighting over who gets to slay the dragon this time only to find that guy Sir Andrew and his fucking bard have done it while they were busy bickering.
Seriously, I want this like burning.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST LOL'D IRL kjlfhalkjfh
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Even funnier to imagine while listening to this
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And btw, I now have that song stuck in my head ksjfhskfjh ♥
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