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[shutuptowel]

[Look! It's Martin! Without his towel for once (thank god). Instead he is sitting at a desk covered in torn-open letters. Both his elbows are on the desk, head in his hands. His fingers curl and tug at his hair as he stares, wide-eyed and very clearly distraught at the various letters.]

27... I have been rejected 27 times. [He whips around to look

Comments

[revetment]

Oh, Martin. That's not pathetic.

[revetment]

Unemployed.

[shutuptowel]

That was uncalled for!

[revetment]

I'm sorry.

[shutuptowel]

Liar.

[revetment]

But Martin.

[shutuptowel]

Don't.

[revetment]

Don't what? You're being vague.

[shutuptowel]

Just. Don't try and... do whatever you're doing.

[revetment]

I'll only assume you mean "stop being on the same topic."

Have you spoken to a lamp recently? I loathe those.

[shutuptowel]

They are a bit immature.

[revetment]

One tried to do an "interrupting cow" joke on me earlier today

As if I were to fall for it.