Comments | spindr: What the story *should* be

spindr

What the story should be

Oct 20, 2006 09:29

"Priest denies having sex with Foley"

In my world, this is because Foley would have given him a Mandible Claw for his trouble.

Headlines are better in my world.

Comments 9

jozafeen October 20 2006, 08:49:40 UTC

I was most upset to click on that link and find that it wasn't, as I imagined, a giant lobster hand transplant.

spindr October 20 2006, 08:52:23 UTC

To be fair, that would be pretty good.

As wrestling moves go it would probably be fairly effective too.

But, y'know, gross...

thevampiredave October 20 2006, 09:56:46 UTC

In my world I want it to be this guy:

( ... )

spindr October 20 2006, 10:06:36 UTC

That is because he is a god.

one of my mates interviewed him...goddamnit...but it was okay because he got me a signed copy of one of his books, so I forgave him.

Anyway, I thought you wanted to be The Rock.

thevampiredave October 20 2006, 10:08:54 UTC

I do want to be The Rock, but I want priests to deny having sex with Mick Foley...

spindr October 20 2006, 10:43:32 UTC

Yeah. I wasn't reading your comment properly. I am a bad girlfriend.

Oh well.

Thread 6

vanilla_aj October 23 2006, 14:17:16 UTC

"It was just fondling" geez, people are idiots. I just fondled the boy what harm is that gonna do him? Is he whining about it now so many years later?