Illegally Yours ★/ prologue.
Title : Illegally Yours
Authors : confected and bestlies
Fandom/Pairing : Park Jae Bum/NG, Lee Joon/NG
Rating : PG-13
Summary : Two girls force Lee Joon and Park Jae Bum to sign marriage
Author's Note : This really weird story that my friend and I writing to get out our crazy insaneness.
Prologue.
This story starts as many others have - with an idea. It sparked and slowly grew a mind of It’s own. It wasn’t a thought, it was a monster, alive, controlling. It took the two girls by storm - they couldn’t help but be caught up in it.
When Park Jae Bum, Lee Joon, Jessica Jung, Kim Jong Hyun, Kim Jae Joong, Kim Jun Su (both of them), Kim Jun Ho, and Jo Kwon announced that they would be joining into a group called JJANG (Jays Join Absolutely Nice Gang), two girls (crazy, insane girls by the names of Lee Da Ra and Choi Tae Rin) decided that this would be the perfect time to put their idea to action.
The weather was so much hotter than Da Ra would have liked and she went on and on about it to her friend’s much dislike. Yes it was hot, Tae Rin knew, but that was no reason to say it fifty times. To help comfort Da Ra from the weather, Tae Rin reminded her that it was only hot because JJANG was around to raise the temperature. After all, it must have been the hottest combination ever.
The press conference was supposed to happen in thirty minutes and neither of the girls could wait. Music was playing in the background (some American song that Da Ra was sure it was Britney Spears) and the girls were slightly dancing around to it. It was sad that each girl was twenty-three.
They were close to the front and they were beyond anxious to see the boys (and girl). Tae Rin didn’t understand why Jessica was added to the group if she was going to be the only girl. Da Ra laughed when friend told her this and replied simply, “Sex appeal.” And there was no arguing with that.
When the boys finally came out on the stage, each girl squealed like a crazy person - like they were fifteen-year-old girls seeing a cute boy for the first time in her life. They weren’t the only ones, though. Everyone around them was screaming - and some of them looked even older than the pair.
No one could blame them, though. It was the first musical thing that Park Jae Bum had done since 2PM ended; since Jay left 2PM only sang really lame and angsty songs; DBSK hadn’t done anything in over a year. It was exciting for fans to receive people that they had missed for so long.
Jae Joong did most of the talking. They didn’t announce who the leader was exactly, but Da Ra had this feeling it was Jae. Although she thought he was just about the prettiest thing to have ever existed, she didn’t like the idea of him leading JJANG. Tae Rin, naturally, agreed, only because she wanted Jay to be the leader.
When Jay started talking about how excited he was to be back in the music and how thankful he was for all support he had received (both when he was in the business and out), Tae Rin yelled so loud that Da Ra had no real idea what the cute boy was saying. He did, however, had this smile on his face that made Da Ra’s heart sing. She really had missed that boy.
Each of the other members said a few words about how excited they were to be in this group. Jessica spoke last and had the cutest look on her face the whole time. Da Ra was so glad that there was at least one girl in the group - it would have been hard to handle that much sexy testosterone.
There were a few reported that asked questions. One reporter, a young woman with long blond hair, asked, “Since all of your names start with J, if you were to look for a new member, what would your requirements be?”
“Well,” Jay said with a sly grin, “they can’t be like Justin Beiber. Make you sure hit puberty first.” The reporter let out an awkward laugh and the rest of the group smiled over Jay.
Finished, the group said that were going to have an autograph signing session. It was hard to discern who yelled louder - Da Ra, Tae Rin, or the rest of the crowd. Da Ra and Tae Rin ran as fast as they could over to the other side of the stage where they said they would be signing. They didn’t care about anyone - they pushed, shoved, did everything they could so that they were at the front of the line. The person right in front of them looked like a giant so they left her alone.
When it was Tae Rin’s turn, she ran over to Jay. She had the hugest smile on her face. She had trouble forming words - there was easily so much she had wanted to say to him. But what, really, was there to say to a man you were so easily in love with?
She handed him the paper to sign and stuttered out some, “You’re amazing”s and a few “I missed you so much”. As he was about to sign, she started muttering, “No, move the pen a little to a left. And up a little bit, yeah. Wait, just a little to the right. Yes, there we go.” She smiled. Jay gave her a weird look, but signed exactly on the spot she desired. Grabbing his hand for a handshake for what was supposed to be a three second thing turned into a whole five minute session and bodyguards had to come and detach her from Jayës fingers.
When Da Ra went to have Joon sign, she made sure that he as well signed in the right place. When he was done, she smiled at him and mouthed something and then said, “Do you?”
He gave her a strange look and said, “Do I?”
She grinned and said, “You do.”
His strange look stayed as he spoke, “I do?” Da Ra just smiled and walked off. Only to run back ten seconds later to grab the paper from him.
“Sorry,” she said, and then added, “you’re amazing, you know that?”
Joon grinned. The girl might have been a bit crazy, but at least she had good taste, he decided as she walked off and he was forced to sign another girl’s paper.
Tae Rin was waiting for Da Ra, the hugest grin on her face she had ever had in her whole life. Da Ra’s was just about as big - the girls couldn’t even bring themselves to talk. They just smiled and smiled as they held their papers tightly. Nothing could go wrong - they were sure of it, the idea assured them.
“Shall we head off, Mrs. Park?”
“Let’s, Mrs. Lee.”
“You know, it doesn’t sound as cool since my name surname was already Lee,” Da Ra said with a chuckled as they walked past. She glanced back at the boys and the fans around them. They looked so happy and it made Da Ra happier than almost anything really ever had.
“Well, it’s your fault that you decided to marry a boy with the same surname.”
“It’s not my fault Joon is such a sexy beast. Just be lucky your surname isn’t Park.”
“It is now.” And Tae Rin laughed. The two girl linked hands and skipped off, their newly signed marriage certificates safely in their hands.
Authors : confected and bestlies
Fandom/Pairing : Park Jae Bum/NG, Lee Joon/NG
Rating : PG-13
Summary : Two girls force Lee Joon and Park Jae Bum to sign marriage
Author's Note : This really weird story that my friend and I writing to get out our crazy insaneness.
Prologue.
This story starts as many others have - with an idea. It sparked and slowly grew a mind of It’s own. It wasn’t a thought, it was a monster, alive, controlling. It took the two girls by storm - they couldn’t help but be caught up in it.
When Park Jae Bum, Lee Joon, Jessica Jung, Kim Jong Hyun, Kim Jae Joong, Kim Jun Su (both of them), Kim Jun Ho, and Jo Kwon announced that they would be joining into a group called JJANG (Jays Join Absolutely Nice Gang), two girls (crazy, insane girls by the names of Lee Da Ra and Choi Tae Rin) decided that this would be the perfect time to put their idea to action.
The weather was so much hotter than Da Ra would have liked and she went on and on about it to her friend’s much dislike. Yes it was hot, Tae Rin knew, but that was no reason to say it fifty times. To help comfort Da Ra from the weather, Tae Rin reminded her that it was only hot because JJANG was around to raise the temperature. After all, it must have been the hottest combination ever.
The press conference was supposed to happen in thirty minutes and neither of the girls could wait. Music was playing in the background (some American song that Da Ra was sure it was Britney Spears) and the girls were slightly dancing around to it. It was sad that each girl was twenty-three.
They were close to the front and they were beyond anxious to see the boys (and girl). Tae Rin didn’t understand why Jessica was added to the group if she was going to be the only girl. Da Ra laughed when friend told her this and replied simply, “Sex appeal.” And there was no arguing with that.
When the boys finally came out on the stage, each girl squealed like a crazy person - like they were fifteen-year-old girls seeing a cute boy for the first time in her life. They weren’t the only ones, though. Everyone around them was screaming - and some of them looked even older than the pair.
No one could blame them, though. It was the first musical thing that Park Jae Bum had done since 2PM ended; since Jay left 2PM only sang really lame and angsty songs; DBSK hadn’t done anything in over a year. It was exciting for fans to receive people that they had missed for so long.
Jae Joong did most of the talking. They didn’t announce who the leader was exactly, but Da Ra had this feeling it was Jae. Although she thought he was just about the prettiest thing to have ever existed, she didn’t like the idea of him leading JJANG. Tae Rin, naturally, agreed, only because she wanted Jay to be the leader.
When Jay started talking about how excited he was to be back in the music and how thankful he was for all support he had received (both when he was in the business and out), Tae Rin yelled so loud that Da Ra had no real idea what the cute boy was saying. He did, however, had this smile on his face that made Da Ra’s heart sing. She really had missed that boy.
Each of the other members said a few words about how excited they were to be in this group. Jessica spoke last and had the cutest look on her face the whole time. Da Ra was so glad that there was at least one girl in the group - it would have been hard to handle that much sexy testosterone.
There were a few reported that asked questions. One reporter, a young woman with long blond hair, asked, “Since all of your names start with J, if you were to look for a new member, what would your requirements be?”
“Well,” Jay said with a sly grin, “they can’t be like Justin Beiber. Make you sure hit puberty first.” The reporter let out an awkward laugh and the rest of the group smiled over Jay.
Finished, the group said that were going to have an autograph signing session. It was hard to discern who yelled louder - Da Ra, Tae Rin, or the rest of the crowd. Da Ra and Tae Rin ran as fast as they could over to the other side of the stage where they said they would be signing. They didn’t care about anyone - they pushed, shoved, did everything they could so that they were at the front of the line. The person right in front of them looked like a giant so they left her alone.
When it was Tae Rin’s turn, she ran over to Jay. She had the hugest smile on her face. She had trouble forming words - there was easily so much she had wanted to say to him. But what, really, was there to say to a man you were so easily in love with?
She handed him the paper to sign and stuttered out some, “You’re amazing”s and a few “I missed you so much”. As he was about to sign, she started muttering, “No, move the pen a little to a left. And up a little bit, yeah. Wait, just a little to the right. Yes, there we go.” She smiled. Jay gave her a weird look, but signed exactly on the spot she desired. Grabbing his hand for a handshake for what was supposed to be a three second thing turned into a whole five minute session and bodyguards had to come and detach her from Jayës fingers.
When Da Ra went to have Joon sign, she made sure that he as well signed in the right place. When he was done, she smiled at him and mouthed something and then said, “Do you?”
He gave her a strange look and said, “Do I?”
She grinned and said, “You do.”
His strange look stayed as he spoke, “I do?” Da Ra just smiled and walked off. Only to run back ten seconds later to grab the paper from him.
“Sorry,” she said, and then added, “you’re amazing, you know that?”
Joon grinned. The girl might have been a bit crazy, but at least she had good taste, he decided as she walked off and he was forced to sign another girl’s paper.
Tae Rin was waiting for Da Ra, the hugest grin on her face she had ever had in her whole life. Da Ra’s was just about as big - the girls couldn’t even bring themselves to talk. They just smiled and smiled as they held their papers tightly. Nothing could go wrong - they were sure of it, the idea assured them.
“Shall we head off, Mrs. Park?”
“Let’s, Mrs. Lee.”
“You know, it doesn’t sound as cool since my name surname was already Lee,” Da Ra said with a chuckled as they walked past. She glanced back at the boys and the fans around them. They looked so happy and it made Da Ra happier than almost anything really ever had.
“Well, it’s your fault that you decided to marry a boy with the same surname.”
“It’s not my fault Joon is such a sexy beast. Just be lucky your surname isn’t Park.”
“It is now.” And Tae Rin laughed. The two girl linked hands and skipped off, their newly signed marriage certificates safely in their hands.