Anybody who's ever watched the police at a crime scene can tell you that if you make sure the body is deeper than two feet, the police will never find it--unless you got lazy and left some metal on or in the body. Besides, planting endangered or rare plants on top of a body is just encouraging a gardener to come along and dig them up and----OOPS!----Find the body as well!
I don't know so much about the "thinking this through" part. I'd put it down to what comes of having read way, way too many books over a long lifetime. My Darling may be a bit aggravating in places but, truth to tell, I couldn't do without him. Besides, we've made it through 31 years of married "bliss".... and do remember: Divorces are still fairly easy to get no matter what plans the political far right might have.
If worse came to worse, I'd say it was far better to get a divorce no matter how much poorer we both wound up, than for one of us to wind up spending the rest of our miserable life in jail.
:^)
EDIT--Now enough of this---It's too pretty a day for such dreary talk!
I plan on spending the rest of the day thinking only happy thoughts. {{{Hugs you!}}}
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Lol! Good to know!
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This cracked me up.
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Hahahaha!
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Hmm, sounds like you are a bit too knowledgeable about this...
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Besides, planting endangered or rare plants on top of a body is just encouraging a gardener to come along and dig them up and----OOPS!----Find the body as well!
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You've really thought this through. If Mr. Rodie goes missing...
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I don't know so much about the "thinking this through" part. I'd put it down to what comes of having read way, way too many books over a long lifetime.
My Darling may be a bit aggravating in places but, truth to tell, I couldn't do without him. Besides, we've made it through 31 years of married "bliss".... and do remember: Divorces are still fairly easy to get no matter what plans the political far right might have.
If worse came to worse, I'd say it was far better to get a divorce no matter how much poorer we both wound up, than for one of us to wind up spending the rest of our miserable life in jail.
:^)
EDIT--Now enough of this---It's too pretty a day for such dreary talk!
I plan on spending the rest of the day thinking only happy thoughts. {{{Hugs you!}}}
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Sounds like me. There are times when TBG is a handful, but after (gads) nearly fifty years, I'd miss him, too.
Excellent. I hope the day was kind and made you smile!
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