American Shit that Amused Me.

[spiked_n_bloody]

So... I R back from America

Comments

[ernestinewalker]

Toast Chee have always creeped me out a little. Did you get to experience our bright orange "cheese custard" as well?

There's a restaurant here in C'blow called "Quaker Steak and Lube." No, I'm not making that up. Sadly, I'm not mature enough to go there.

[spiked_n_bloody]

Cheese custard? You shittin' me?
Tell me you're shittin' me...

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[ernestinewalker]

No shit. It's called "nacho cheese," and it's this kinda bright orangey-yellow plasticky kind of stuff that they serve with chips at ballgames, movies, and Taco Bell. When it's luke-warm, it's got the consistancy of custard, which is how my ex came about naming it "cheese custard."

When it gets cold, it turns brown and hardens.

[spiked_n_bloody]

mmmm appetising...

Can't be much worse than mayonnaise that turns clear and rubbery like fish tank sealant.