ACT XVII. Delicious scalding freezer lasagna.

Jan 10, 2009 13:10

My computer has a first name, it's P-E-N-I-S
My computer has a second name it's D-I-S-E-A-S-E
I despise it deeply every day and if you ask me I will say,
That Windows Vista has a we with being retarded and gay.I sang that song in my head over and over for a while the other night ( Read more... )

darkstalkers, windows vista sucks

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kaorii_niiht January 11 2009, 15:39:55 UTC
Erm, I think your computer has AIDS or something. We should fix that by chucking it out the window. You haven't been online that much, so I'm assuming it's the shit-box (computer) you're trying run that is causing all the problems?

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spiidfreakbarbi January 11 2009, 15:44:55 UTC
Yes, my dad deleted aim and made me promise not to reinstall it.
I'm pretty sure the real problem is VISTA, though.
It just sucks for everyone.
And now we have to wait for Microsoft 7 to come out so we can buy it
and say goodbye to Vista forever. x_x

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kaorii_niiht January 11 2009, 16:10:20 UTC
That is so asinine, aim isn't the problem. Unless you're downloading viruses from all your crazy friends.

At least you're getting rid of Vista, I'm super jealous and what not. Let's start planning a hostile take over of Microsoft...and by take over, I mean kick Gates in the gonads and run away. You in, darling?

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spiidfreakbarbi January 11 2009, 17:32:12 UTC
Hells yeah I'm in!
That's what I've been devising since this horrible excuse for a computer entered my home.

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