What Spider Does Alone on a Mountain.

[mr_one_percent]

Spider's only been awake for about three hours at this point. He fell out of bed at about 7:30, and crawled to the to the bathroom, where he posted an old column, and bitched out the Multiverse, both from the toilet. After being on the can long enough to decide that, no, he really didn't want to go to prison any time soon, the miraculous occurred

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[twofistededitor]

Spider's laptop pings to indicate new mail from Royce. You can almost hear the editor's laughter from here.