IC GENERAL INTERACTION POST

[spiderman_ver_4]

[lurks. except, well, visibly, and in a relaxed way. this is zen lurking.]

[[OOC: yadda yadda it all boils down to I Am A Sheep. Pounce the ninja here.]]

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[parasol_hero]

[are you lurking in a box? Are you lurking with a fox? Are you lurking innatree? Are you lurking with a me? Well, YOU ARE NOW]

You're not being particularly stealthy today.

[spiderman_ver_4]

Heh, I would appreciate the updates, but...if you wanna do this thing, it's between you two and nobody else. Your bond, your commitment, so you pick the timeline. Jiroubou...well, he can be stubborn about stuff, but it kinda depends on your approach. You've got at least one in with him already.

Good call on Kabuto, although what're you gonna do if he says no?

[parasol_hero]

I know, but like I said to Sakon, marrying into this team is like, well...marrying the entire team, in a manner of speaking.

...I do? How so?

Well, that's something else I require your assistance with.

[spiderman_ver_4]

Well, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume we ain't bein' excluded from the wedding party...

He's a sucker for class, you know what I mean?

...if he says no, you gonna duel him to the death or something? 'Cause I'd be your second, but I'd still advise against that.

[parasol_hero]

You know very well that this wouldn't change anything between you and her.

Well, that's quite a relief.

Actually, that's what I had in mind for Kimimaro, had he not left. In Kabuto's case, I was thinking more along the lines of a fruitcake.

[spiderman_ver_4]

Damn right it wouldn't...well, except...

...yyyeah, I'd count that as a much better option than the duel thing. So what goes in a fruitcake?

[parasol_hero]

Except...?

It's a cake made with candied fruit, I believe. I hear that people in this world use it for a weapon, however, if you apply enough custard, it will become edible!

[spiderman_ver_4]

...nah, nevermind, I thought about it an' seein' Tayuya in one of those fluffy chick wedding dresses ain't gonna make me get mushy.

I dunno if I'd give Kabuto somethin' that's used as a weapon, no matter how much custard you put on it.

[parasol_hero]

Actually, the only ones in danger of donning one of those "fluffy chick wedding dresses" would be you boys.

I'm trying to demonstrate that I'll be a capable...for lack of a better word...daughter-in-law.

[spiderman_ver_4]

...wait. Back up, and explain.

[O.o, followed by snickering]

[parasol_hero]

Well, if I'm apparently getting four husbands out of this deal...[okay, can't keep that straight face up any longer and giggles]...please don't look at me like that, you know I'd never consider you for such a position.

If I can show him that I can defend her as well as provide her with foodstuffs, that ought to prove my worthiness to marry her, correct?

[spiderman_ver_4]

Shit, I hope not. It'd be a train wreck. But back to this dress stuff...

Well, it'll certainly get his attention...

[parasol_hero]

A train wreck?! Now, see here, my behaviour with Sakon is not a good reflection of my relationships with men!

That's really what I'm trying to achieve, here. Will you help me out with it, then?

[spiderman_ver_4]

[prod] And that ain't what I meant either. I'd just make generally shitty husband material. Now what's this about a dress?

Sure, you need somebody around to grab you an' run if something goes weird.

[parasol_hero]

You most certainly would not!!

...I was referring to help in the kitchen, Spider-moron. [prodsback]

[spiderman_ver_4]

Yeah I would. Dress. Why?

As long as I get to come along when you deliver it. Hero-moron.