When I woke up I was having sex dreams about someone who looked like Alton Brown, but wasn't. He lived in a crazy huge old house. It was very very old, like a tumbling down farm house with cobwebs and board floors that creaked and lots of stairs in strange corners and many unused rooms. But the shower in the bathroom was a fold-up one like you get ( Read more... )

Horrible, horrible dreams last night. I dreamed that I got fired from a job and lamia_prime scolded me for not having a work ethic. Which if you know Lamia = TOTALLY LOL.

And if that wasn't bad enough, I actually, no joke, dreamed I was cleaning litter boxes. Like, FIVE of them. Gaaaahhh...

NOT. ENOUGH. COFFEE. IN. THE. WORLD.

P.S.: My WIAD sucks.

Last night I had an insanely detailed dream that I had to take a super-comprehensive examination on everything I knew about music. Everything. Practical and theoretical, written and performance. I had to compose and perform several pieces, on several different instruments (and even SING OMG @_@). I had to take a long written exam on music theory ( Read more... )

Dear lamia_prime,

Last night I dreamed you were on an episode of Supernatural. You fought the baddie by filling your mouth with 151 rum and spitting it and setting it on fire with a lighterYou were AWESOME ( Read more... )

Sick, sick dreams last night. Note to self: Do not spend 3 hours reading tvtropes.org before bed. 0_@

Another awful betrayal/abandonment dream last night. In this one, lamia_prime was secretly BFF with my former friend Nik and not only were they laughing at me behind my back, but they'd both become wingnut Fundie Christians. WTFuckingF? I am so sorry, Lamia. I have no idea where that one came from.

Horrible dreams last night full of abandonment, betrayal, endings, endings, endings... I'm finding it hard to shake off. Usually dreams, even "bad" ones, don't bother me, but I can't get distance or perspective today.

Yuck. :P

*looks out the window, shudders* On the bright side, being unemployed means I don't have to go outside in that.

In other "news", for the past couple nights I've dreamed William Shatner died. WTF? I also dreamed last night that my toilet overflowed, but we need no ghost from the grave to decipher that particular metaphor. *snort*

Last night I had the best nightmare ever!  SRSLY.  House of Leaves meets Lovecraft done in the style of Terry Gilliam (animation and everything)!  (I blame milliways_bar.)   I woke at 3:30 a.m. screaming, only to discover that I was only screaming in my head and hadn't made a sound aloud.  Whoa, what a ride!   I did, however, get out of bed to putter around and ( Read more... )

I have a Massachusetts learner's permit.  Be very afraid ( Read more... )