Cranky arachnid is cranky

[spiderine]

I haz a cranky.

I have a crank-on so hard I could pound nails with it.

Nothing can un-crank the cranky I feel.

Not even apple pie.

The end.

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Comments

[slipjig]

I hand you a +7 Bunny of Uncrankiness:

[spiderine]

Thank you, but to me, rabbits are just dinner.

[slipjig]

...but would that dinner make you less cranky?

[spiderine]

...actually, you are quite correct! Thank you!