You guys! I read the BEST book last night.

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And by "best", I mean so hysterically bad that I want to read it again immediately.

See, our library finally got with the "download this audiobook or ebook for 14 days" train - it joined an online library collective - and I browsed the ebooks last night. Most are romance novels. A couple of them had descriptions I could NOT resist, and since

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[nutmeg3]

!!!!!! Who wrote this piece of classic literature?

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Christina Skye

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O.o

Seriously? A seal? Not Seal, but an animal seal?

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To answer Spydaddy's question, I am, but that doesn't have any bearing on this.

I mean a Navy SEAL. Even with all of the other crazy stuff that I outlined (and it really is in the book), I never thought to specify. I FAIL HORRIBLY

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Bwahahaha! I thought with the healing koala and all, he might be an animal seal, which brought the novel to a whole new level of outrageous.

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Honestly, it would have fit.

The koala was some kind of genetically altered test animal, and the heroine, Jess, ended up pregnant from the elevator sex (of course she did!), but she had hormonal issues herself, something passed down from her mother, so she was prone to miscarriages, and when Hawk came back into her life, and she was six months pregnant, she was getting ready to tell him she was pregnant, and she started having a miscarriage but she was miraculously healed and nobody knew how, but then Hawk realized that when she rescued the koala, she had been injured and so had the koala, and so obviously their blood had mixed and somehow that made everything warm and fuzzy and THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. WHO NEEDS CRACK WHEN YOU CAN JUST READ THIS BOOK?

seriously.

(I edited my post to make me sound less like an idiot. thanks)