Everything you wanted to know about coprophagia, but were afraid to ask

[spermyreward]

I just swam in from New Orleans and boy are my arms tired. I ended up having to make a raft out of dead pets and children to get here, but much to everyone else's chagrin and partly my own, im in one piece

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[spermyreward]

I know really, I looked all over trying to see if I can find where they keep them, but they keep all the doors locked. What a bummer.

[spermyreward]

Cleary your doubting the legitamcy of my existence. And thats understandle, its difficult to imagine such an awful creature could exist on a planet like this. Sad but true i guess.

To clarify and pacify, Im not actually from Iceland, im from new jersey. I don't actually like drugs, they just always insist on following me around and forcing themselves upon me. Yes, I like magic, and Mc Chris is pretty neat. I am pro-choice, and like any other human, yes I enjoy sex. 99% of the stories i speak of here are indeed true. The metaphors are metaphorical for factual events. It just wouldnt sound quite as nice if I said "Me and my buddy has sum chicks over and we got nude and gave'em oral and shit". Not that the metaphors are much prettier, they just roll of the tongue better I guess.

But yes, to make it clear, the things I do in my life happen. Im not sure if thats good or bad.

[mackthechainsaw]

Staaaaarbreaker, take my hand!

[spermyreward]

Staaarbreaker your the one! That makes bathtime so much fuuuuun, so much fuuuuunn yeaaaaaah!!

Thats the version Halford sang when he was guest starred on Sesame Street. God, I love that man.

[mackthechainsaw]

Do you have Angel of Retribution? It's fucking awesome. That bad ass lil' leather 'n spikes wearing, motorcycle riding, cocksucking, screeching banshee is ageless.

[spermyreward]

Indeed I have Angel Of Retribution, I even got the cool special edition version with the live DVD, yay! Priest is certainly my favourite metal band of all. And its great seeing Halford back on vocals. Not even so much that Ripper was all that bad, Halford is just better.

I especially dug Hellrider and Judas Is Rising off that album. It's always refreshing hearing real metal in these ugly days when awful little boys and girls consider AFI to be be hard rocking, or is that considered emo? I can't even tell the diffrence between that garbage. i say burn it all, DEATH TO FALSE METAL!

You know, all that good stuff.

[peepoholic_33]

Why so glum, chum? Don't despair! There are plenty of Oxys that you can get your hands on, if you join the crowd and become a yuppie! Just get yourself a fancy little bullshit diagnosis, and VOILA! Believe you me, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm going to get my necropsychroturophiliac self to sleep. Call me sometime. :)

[spermyreward]

Hmmm, maybe I can do that. You know, destroy them from the inside and all that, and be as doped up as possible through-out the whole procedure.

Im so sorry that i've not used the phone, im just really scared of it at times. I'll try and use it sometime soon, hopefully tonight.

Necropsychoticurophillia? Mmmm, Mmmm, good!

Re: Oh Daddy when you gonna sell your kids for sprakle leaves?

[anonymous]

I must do important magic tournaments this weeked, on both Saturday and sunday, but I do indeed miss the days when I still talked. So perhaps we can try to hang out after the weakend, if at all possible. So perhaps we shall do that shoon.

So hot about the poke' catch! Talk to you shoon!