Cryptic and Inferior

Jun 22, 2005 03:21

Remember that band "Big Black"? They did that crappy song about lighting their pubes on fire underneath the christmas tree. Remember how we laughed when the branches caught aflame. Im not even jewish, but I laughed. I laughed at the thoughts that went through his head when he looked down and saw his flaming phallus twist the tree into fiery tinder ( Read more... )

i think i'm just sad cause i ran out of

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lol i just realized that that paper name has more meanings than one! ghost2501 June 22 2005, 11:52:29 UTC
"a grostesquely comedic goldmine!" raves Rachel A. of Felcher's Digest.

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Re: lol i just realized that that paper name has more meanings than one! spermyreward June 23 2005, 17:27:23 UTC
I knew this guy that was really into felching. I never knew there was a whole magazine dedicated to it.

I will pass this information to him. Thank you for your kind words and helpful guidence.

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korphylox June 23 2005, 18:25:05 UTC
::APPLAUSE::

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mackthechainsaw June 23 2005, 18:31:28 UTC
Hey, Big Black rocks. I don't think I've heard that song though. :X

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spermyreward June 24 2005, 00:29:14 UTC
A thousand pardons, I meant no offense to anyone who does like the band. I think I might have been thinking of the song Kerosene.

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mackthechainsaw June 24 2005, 00:44:35 UTC
None taken. However, if I find your goat up in my tree again I will be very upset, Mr. Sammy Davis Jr. Esquire.

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shotgunxfacial July 9 2005, 00:21:51 UTC
i think i'm too young to know who big black is?

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