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Snarl.

Jan 31, 2005 13:29

Today's date is January 31st. My Christmas tree is still sitting on the snowbank in front of my house. JANUARY 31ST! Really. The garbage men just came, and I still have a TREE on my front lawn. That's so white trash. Maybe some birds and squirrels will take up living in it, at least then you could justify the white trashness of it all ( Read more... )

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ccangel42 January 31 2005, 11:44:56 UTC

maybe the garbage men just want it to be christmas still so they can have another vacation.

maybe your township doesn't pick up christmas trees unless you call or pay extra money that month for them to haul it away.

maybe every time the garbage men go to get it about 15 rabid squirrels attack him and start chewing on his ankles while another 15 jump out of a nearby tree onto his head and arms and start scratching his eyes out.

maybe i need to find something to do with my time :)

spent_stars January 31 2005, 21:41:41 UTC

Haha, that was awesome. I think they're just lazy asses.