Comments | spencert: UniPorn

spencert

UniPorn

Aug 02, 2005 16:50

I have nothing much to say, but I need to share this. It's changed my life, or at least the title of my lj. Thanks go to yeswad for sending it to me. It is unicorn porn fan fiction. In the wake of the Enumclaw Animal Brothel, it has shocking new significance in our world today ( Read more... )

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thisaintnodisco August 3 2005, 00:43:45 UTC

I'm speechless.

spencert August 3 2005, 00:46:57 UTC

As Matt and I both noticed, i love how it starts all kind of in a heightened, faux-Olde Englishe language, and then they drop the "pussy" bomb from out of nowhere.

thisaintnodisco August 3 2005, 02:29:16 UTC

Ye olde pussy!

ingopixel August 3 2005, 00:56:10 UTC

i love it when they call it the "'corn" that cracks my shit up.

spencert August 3 2005, 00:57:15 UTC

I know! It just make me think she's masturbating with an ear of corn.

der_erlkoenig August 3 2005, 14:22:56 UTC

pussywillow!

spencert August 3 2005, 17:01:45 UTC

Is this 4215 Pussy Way?

neurotic_lady August 3 2005, 15:51:53 UTC

oh. my. fucking. god. I feel dirty.

spencert August 3 2005, 16:58:07 UTC

But it describes such a beautiful union! We should all be so lucky as Wissa.

neurotic_lady August 3 2005, 18:06:45 UTC

oh, and everyone knows unicorns are all GIRLS. Just ask Harry Potter.

I still feel ill. I don't think I can eat my lunch.

spencert August 3 2005, 18:26:42 UTC

I agree. I would like my unicorns to be ladies.

Except I like the married unicorn pair in the movie Legend, so maybe the could just be male/female.

I'm glad we understand unicorns to be horses now, and not goats. How lame would a goat unicorn be?! TOTALLY lame.

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monstermishmisu August 3 2005, 16:15:59 UTC

OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!! That's all I can even say. there are now words. No words besides 'corn and "large black cock" that is.

monstermishmisu August 3 2005, 16:38:30 UTC

You know, I'm not sure why the parents were reacting with "horror" over the new grandchild at the end of this tale. It's not every day your underage kid pops out something with a substantial black market value like that. Usually you're just stuck with some inbred white trash brat who's kidneys are barely even up to the genetic snuff needed for a couple hundred bucks.

spencert August 3 2005, 16:59:00 UTC

I know! They should have locked it up and cut that horn off as soon as it was relaxed and nursing.

monstermishmisu August 3 2005, 17:38:31 UTC

Cut off it's horn nuthin, they should have locked mom and kid in a cage and charged admission so the pervy knights could get a good look at this pervy nursing. That's what I would have done if my skank daughter got knocked up by a horse. It's right there in Dr. Spock's child raising manual.

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