my own open letter

[spemo]

dear amaury murgado, aka "dad,"

thanks for letting me know im the worst daughter ever, who has done nothing but fuck up your life for the last 21 years.
thanks for throwing me and my two sisters under the bus.
thanks for letting me know that im lucky to be your daughter, because if i wasnt, you'd kick my ass so bad i wouldnt be able to move.
thanks for

Comments

[mahaffagoo]

...do you think your dad knows his names almost Maury?

That sucks.

Also, so does he. Not you.

Bees on his motorcycle.

[spemo]

i love you more than all the beehives in the world

[unopend_letter]

and i'm letting you know that you're too beautiful, smart and talented for everything you just typed.

fuck'em :)

<333

[spemo]

thanks love

[margaritasalt]

i love you way too much to even let the possibility of believing any of this into my heart...you are an amazing woman shari and i feel gifted to know you.

[spemo]

i love you<3

[joecore]

:(

[spemo]

that pretty much sums it up...

p.s. why dont you come back so we can refine our theories of dick to popcorn insertion.