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[speedisthekey]

I was walking to the bus stop today and paused at the crosswalk, waiting for the light. I happened to look down and notice, for the first time in my life, just how hideously ugly my feet are. Clad in nothing more than flimsy black flip flops, they stared dolefully back up at me, pale and gnarly like a mole person with rheumatoid arthritis. And they

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[trickeration]

My Darling Bear Feet! ♥ Welcome back to the Internets, which have been cold and echoing without you. I've been forced to soothe my broken heart by doing terrible things. Unspeakable things, but that's just the language barrier. I don't really speak any Thai and neither, I think, did that donkey.

Dr. Ken is so smooth in that silver leotard. I love him like an adopted Korean baby who isn't mine, but still -- Korean.

And have you seen this?

I save YouTube clips from Japanese gameshows and commercials JUST TO SHOW YOU.

[zulkey]

come north, you can make a good deal of money ferrying people across the snow.

this is just a good excuse to get some new shoes!

[chronovore]

Shimmering silver Sulu there is freaking me the fuck out.