Help Me Be Not Naked!

[spectralbovine]

HERE IS AN ENTRY FOR YOU!

A) Courtesy of cofax7: Best. Icon. Ever. It made me laugh on a bad day. That is how funny it is. It makes me laugh right now.

B) If you're a fan of Veronica Mars, Mars Investigations, and/or culture, pop or otherwise, then you are probably my friend. Also, you should check out our new Cultural References section (we've only

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[spectralbovine]

I did indeed, and I accept your love.

[sophia_helix]

I have totally hit the Threadless impasse before, because HOW CAN ONE CHOOSE?

But for youuu, I suggest:

- Robot Dance Contest Because sad robots are never not funny.
- Mesozoic Medical Mirth T-Rex!
- Stabby McKnife Knives!
- Dark Side of the Garden He totally has this in his space-backyard.
- Ask Me How I Became a Pirate Because Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up....
- Afternoon Delight Unicorns. Fucking. With rainbows.

PS: Do not fall into the trap, as I did, of just clicking "next in catalogue"! You will see every teeshirt they ever made, including ones that are sold out or retired, and it's just mean. Also, I felt for a while like I'd entered some kind of space-time warp, because the teeshirts just wouldn't stop coming. I had like ten more shirts here that are sekritly sold out, like the Emo Carebear. :(

[spectralbovine]

Just to make me look crazy, I'm sure.
I saw that one. Hee.

T-Rex!
I know!

Also, I need links! Links so I can see!

[sophia_helix]

Because you are too good for ctrl+F!

Robot Dance Contest
Mesozoic Medical Mirth
Stabby McKnife
Dark Side of the Garden
Ask Me How I Became a Pirate
Afternoon Delight

[spectralbovine]

I didn't realize they were all on one page!

So I Ctrl+Fed and saw. I think I've seen Dark Side of the Garden before. Heh.

[dachelle]

Robot Dance Contest!

[spectralbovine]

That's two votes for RDC! It is a funny one.

I also like "Whoa! It's like I'm in a comic!" The color might not look good on me, though.

[alannaofdoom]

Okay, is it bad that when I read, That's two votes for RDC!, I immediately thought:

"Rae Dawn Chong? What?"

OK, my mouse won't select text on this page now, and I don't know why. My work computer is the stupidest machine ever. I'd get more done with a IIGS, I swear.

[spectralbovine]

OK, my mouse won't select text on this page now, and I don't know why.
It's because LJ switched you over to the Horizon layout. CHANGE IT BAAAACK.

[cucumbersarnies]

Ah! I've already seen the Best. Icon. Ever. So funny :)

Cool t-shirts = robot dancing, hi there ray, and the in a comic book one.

[kalbear]

There are no fatalities, cruelties or otherwise silly death scenes in Dead or Alive. Which I know, it's false advertising and stuff (because the answer is always "Or alive") but whatever.

More likely after playing a game that is well-known for featuring top-heavy jiggly anime girls fighting each other, they played a game featuring top-heavy jiggly anime girls playing volleyball.

[spectralbovine]

Oh, I know, I've played DOA before. But we do know that Dick likes ripping out spins as well. It's the principle of the thing.

[kalbear]

Huh. I figured it was all about the boobies. But you are right - Dick does love to rip out a good spin.