Steven's Penultimate Night in Town
Things I want to remember happened after the movers packed the majority of my life into boxes:
I'm going to miss my girls.
- Gave Ronnie a long long hug and Stu a manly handshake when they came to pick up their microwave
- Chatted with Holly, Paul, and Mark in lab
- Ran into Chelsea on my way to donate my Magritte poster to the library and my canned food (including tuna from jeeperstseepers) to the homeless
- Went on puzzling errands
- Had dinner at Mr. Greek's with Melanie (toughcookie42) and Chelsea in one of the booths Melanie and I most often get
- Paid for Melanie's dinner, which was the exact cost of my own, and let her pay for mine, which was the exact cost of hers
- Suggested to Melanie that we watch Boondock Saints because it was a movie she'd been wanting to show me since we first became friends
- Slept through about twenty minutes of Boondock Saints (because I'm sleep-deprived) but enjoyed the rest of the movie
- Ate lots of fancy cheeses, including Brie, Gouda, and some Mexican cheese whose name I can't remember, with Wheat Thins and strawberries, and why did no one tell me until now that strawberries taste so fucking good with fancy cheeses?
- Played the Lord of the Rings game with Kristine (miklthor), who was nice and let me play as Ara-fucking-gorn
- Sang along to the Fever music of Dr. Mario with Kristy
- Was eligible to go to the moon with Kristine because my name had five letters
- Drank hot chocolate Chelsea made for me
- Attempted to see a modern update of Lysistrata at Basement Arts, but it was full
- Watched a couple of episodes of Beavis and Butthead back at the Chenhaus and laughed our asses off at jokes involving butts and balls and buttcracks and Juan Valdez
- Tried, like, thinking about stuff, but thinking sucks
- Watched a horrific episode of a horrific show called Date My Mom
- Thought the object of the game was to choose a mom to date rather than a daughter
- Took some bites of a green tea ice cream ball thing that Kristy recommended
- Colored in letters on the Wheat Thins box and was deemed adorable
- Played a rousing game of Oh Hell
- Called everyone whores
- Saw Melissa (rewopswaj), finally, who came with an entourage
- Laughed at a joyously inebriated Robin
- Lost Oh Hell to Kristine, who played surprisingly well for a first-timer
- Kicked Melanie's ass, which was all that mattered
- Received hugs, not blowjobs, from Melanie, Chelsea, Kristine, and Kristy
I'm going to miss my girls.