Schottische, Galjoen, Kopiyka, Eleemosynary, Weissnichtwo

[spectralbovine]

So you remember how I said I raised another $1,000 in 6 days? Well, thanks to glasseseater, jeeperstseepers (a THIRD time!), harriettheelf, eponis, bookie85, cerulgalactus, lynevere, roxybisquaint, hackerguitar, debetesse, stephl, enshanam, porpentine, brendalu, sailaweigh, hollypaul96, jenelope, tiggz, rolley2001 (twice!), avipedia (a FOURTH and FIFTH time!), spadada, toughcookie42, vandalisimo, apriljoiex, nitedula (a random reader of cleolinda!), and others, I raised my fourth $1,000 in TWO days and my fifth $1,000 in THREE days, and I'm well on my way to my sixth. My competition for Top

Comments

[the_partyman]

Thanks for the reminder, looks like I remembered to sponsor you just in time for the big event!

Throw favourite words at you? I have always been fond of "Discothèque".

[spectralbovine]

ZOMG! Hey! It was you! I didn't know your real name, and I was wondering who just took me past $6,000! Thanks, man! It's definitely limerick time:

The party's at the discothèque.
the_partyman is now a wreck.
He tried to mandango
While dancing fandango
And totally injured his neck.

[the_partyman]

Aha.. Actually when I was filling out the sponsor form thing I was thinking to myself "I must remember to put a mention in the little message box at the end so that he knows that it is I, The Partyman, who hath donated here"... but evidently there was no little box, so I totally forgot to do the mentioning!

Dude, you totally rock at the limerickage.

[spectralbovine]

WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY LIMERICKS. WHAT.

[spectralbovine]

I would have just rhymed the "-ee" part of that word, which I wouldn't consider cheating, but some might.
I prefer polysyllabic rhymes if I can!

In short: NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, IS IT, FINCHY?
NO. Although I'm not sure how to read your rewrite. I think mine scans just fine!