Three Cubed

[spectralbovine]

Things Making My Life Intolerable:

• My co-worker quit, so I've had to take on about half her responsibilities until we find a replacement.
• Plus I have to teach my other co-worker how to do things and get a new co-worker up to speed on how we do things.
• We are a small group of approximately four people, and I am the most experienced in what needs to be

Comments

[electricmonk]

Hey. HEY. No being gloomy on your birthday. It is NOT ALLOWED. As my birthday gift to you, I banish all things making your life intolerable. See how easy that was?

Seriously, happy birthday, friend. *hug*

[spectralbovine]

As my birthday gift to you, I banish all things making your life intolerable. See how easy that was?
Good goddamn, I'm glad I met you!

*hug*

[electricmonk]

Is it working yet?

[duchessdogberry]

My car appears to be a fucking death trap that's going to explode one day, given that it now leaks gas if I overfill the tank.

Stop overfilling the tank! Sorry it's going to explode, though. I hope you won't be in it when it happens.

I want to buy a car but I don't even know where to begin.

Watch Top Gear on YouTube? Or think of what size/class/whatever of car you think you'd like to get, do some web searches on the various different makes of cars that are like that, find out some safety ratings and basic bits of info, and then go out and test drive the short list?

I want a ridiculous and adorable wife. The prospect of this wish coming to fruition seems less and less likely as days go by.

Have you considered making one out of robot parts and/or clay?

Last name Batman, first name Goddamn.

OMG! So awesome! Thank you for the linkage!

Happy Birthday!

[spectralbovine]

Stop overfilling the tank!
Yeah, I will definitely stop doing that.

Or think of what size/class/whatever of car you think you'd like to get, do some web searches on the various different makes of cars that are like that, find out some safety ratings and basic bits of info, and then go out and test drive the short list?
Damn, that sounds like a lot of work. Can't I just do an Internet meme or something?

Have you considered making one out of robot parts and/or clay?
Now that you mention it...

OMG! So awesome! Thank you for the linkage!
Did you click on the tag? There's more!

Happy Birthday!
Aw. I haven't gotten there on my rewatch. I just watched "Mettle." "The second rule of Robot Club is: no smoking."

[duchessdogberry]

Can't I just do an Internet meme or something?

Hey, car shopping is a Reality Meme, buddy. Check that shit out.

Did you click on the tag? There's more!

Yes! I was just happily laughing at the fact that even in this high tech version of play that is The Sims 2, one still has to resort to inserting Darth Maul into the Legion of Doom just because he's there. Takes me back to the days when we were stuck with having Batman battling Man-Bat, Bizzaro (actually a real Superman that had been beaten up), a bald Barbie as a form of Giganta, and Lord Zedd (from Might Morphin Power Rangers) because they were there.

[the_partyman]

Dude, I am with you on the new Facebook. I find it annoyingly confuzzling.

[spectralbovine]

It's frickin' stupid and ugly and irritating.

[spectralbovine]

Does it help to know that you're on my list of what makes my life tolerable?
Aw. You're such a sweetie.

P.S. I'm a car-buying expert. I will help you if you want it.
Sure!

[spectralbovine]

Well, that's good to know.