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[stealsyourheart]

What the hell is with this?! SHI-

[sounds of screaming, panicking people]

Why won't my wings come out?! They were working perfectly fine last time I checke-- the boat's beginning to tilt! [edit: Dark's currently at the C-deck, smoking room]

Miss Louise? Rukia? Ema? Rinoa? Are all of you safe?

Oh, yes, Squall, Genesis and Caboose, too.  And that roomy

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[overbearingly]

Dark! Are you okay?!

[stealsyourheart]

Louise? Where are you?

I'm fine, I'm currently trying to steer the people out of the smoking room.

[overbearingly]

I'm on the C-Deck, being forced onto a lifeboat.

Dark, don't get caught on the lower levels! They locked the gates! Setsuna and Rukia are on their way down there to get them open.

[stealsyourheart]

That's good to hear. Stay there, and keep safe!

Only Setsuna and Rukia? Maybe after I'm done clearing out the people here I could go assist them.

Don't worry about me, Louise. I can take care of myself.

[veiledbystone]

Donkarasu can't fly here neither, even though it was able before.

I'm guessing the only way off this ship is by those lifeboats. Find one.

Also, if you're a man, I recommend crossdressing. Or at least stuffing your shirt. Women and children are more likely to be picked up.

[stealsyourheart]

I'll do that after I'm sure that all the women are safely on the lifeboats.

And cross-dressing?! What?!

[veiledbystone]

All of them? I'm sorry, but I can't help but laugh.

Don't be a fool. Do you have any idea how many women there are on this ship? You'll surely drown, unless you have the gift of super speed to go through all the decks and simultaneously be gifted with super strength to carry them all out as they'll not be that fast, even if you are.

[stealsyourheart]

I didn't expect a kid to understand such things.

I'll try to save as much as I can.

[clueless_bliss]

Hello Dark!! I am with Squall. We are going... to the top of the slide!

[stealsyourheart]

You're with Squall? Good. He'll be able to at least make sure that you don't get into any trouble.

..Wha- What slide?

[clueless_bliss]

Yes!! We are best buds.

Yes!! The slide is very fun... and slippery!

[stealsyourheart]

But, Squall is my best buddy.

...Um... You should really find a lifeboat or something, Caboose.

[chappi_fan]

Your wings...?

Y-yes. I am fine.

Do not waste time- find a lifeboat, quickly!

[stealsyourheart]

Yes, wings, my dear.

I heard from Louise that you're going to try and open the doors at the lower decks? Are you sure you'll be safe?

Shouldn't it be better if you were the one to immediately find a lifeboat?

[chappi_fan]

That is right. Two of our friends are trapped down below. We cannot abandon them.

I can take care of myself. There is no need to worry.

Simply get yourself to a lifeboat, and hurry. The deck has become rather... crowded.

[stealsyourheart]

Will you be needing assistance? I can come down there after I've cleared the Smoking Room.

Yes, yes, I'll attend to that after I've made sure that the women are safe.

[follow_protocol]

...I'm fine.

Look after yourself.

[stealsyourheart]

Caboose said that he was with you. Where are you guys? And what on earth was he talking about when he said that he was going to the top of the slide? And at this hour?!

The women are currently my priority.

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[follow_protocol]

...He thinks the tilted ship is a slide.

Whatever.

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[stealsyourheart]

...Seriously, Caboose. [sigh]

Oh, and hey, have you seen Rinoa?