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[specifics]

Never liked this tradition. I mean, I'd rather not take orders from a plant. Seriously, just...

[ - annnnd, some subsequent mumbling, as well as the words - you know it's a parasite are articulately audible but not much else before the device turns off. ]

[ ooc/accosting reference: Arthur today will have been in order - getting coffee,

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[oneminutemaze]

Just kissed a pterosaur. Is this curse over yet?

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[oneminutemaze]

... Well now I just feel like a prostitute, Arthur.

[ call ] GOD HE IS LIKE DSLFKSD;LKF;DSKF;DSKF;DSK

[specifics]

[ RING....YOUR PHONE. ARIADNE. PICK UP. OH EM GEE ;C

also, Not What I Meannnnnnt

somehow this will become Arthur's theme. ]

[ call ] LMFAO SHE AIN'T EVEN MAD ARTHUR

[oneminutemaze]

[ Whoa, okay, that was not the response she was expecting. Picking up now. ]

Hello?

[ call ] B< R U SHORE

[specifics]

I...couldn't tell if you were joking or not, so I just wanted to clarify that uh wasn't what I meant.

[ AWKWARD SILENCE OF -________- ]

[ call ] YES YOU BEACH

[oneminutemaze]

I know, Arthur. Joking or otherwise.

[ Pause. ]

Besides, if that's my price, I really need to reevaluate some things.

[ That's a joke. ]

[ call ] LAMDAS9UOPJSLCDSL /ACQUIRES LAPRAS

[specifics]

Okay, good. [ HE CAN'T HELP his sigh of relief okay 8C lmfldsfsj, he pauses, snorts slightly. ] Yeah, I'd say so.

[ Another pause. What he's thinking is I think I've kissed more people today than I have in my entire life. What he says is, ]

But you're right; this day can't end soon enough.

[ call ] USE SURF >(

[oneminutemaze]

[ Aww, Arthur, were you worried? She's pleased despite herself. ] They're good, but they're not that good.

[ You and her both, Arthur. ]

Do you ever think the City is just mocking you in particular and everyone else is collateral? Or is that just me?

[ call ] B| DONE AND DONE

[specifics]

I don't know if it's just you. I'd assume not.

But I don't think ...I mean, not for me, I don't. Most things here seem...disturbingly random. At least if it was pinpointing someone, we could work with that.

It just seems to go after everyone.

[ call ] now there will be a random pokemon battle every two seconds 8D

[oneminutemaze]

Well-- yeah, I obviously don't actually think it's mocking me and no one else. It just... feels that way, sometimes.

I don't know. I think I need a vacation from this vacation after the past few days.

[ call ] nooooo random encounters aurghpjiklesd zubats begone

[specifics]

I can identify with that. [ Mild pause. Today is a good example at any rate and no need to go into details to prove it, he's sure. ]

Both the feeling like a target and needing a vacation. What's that entail here though? Take a few days off of work?

[ call ] wtf is zubat doing in the ocean

[oneminutemaze]

[ DAMMIT ARTHUR TELL HER YOU AND EAMES ARE/WERE FUCKING. ]

Oh god no, work's about the only thing that isn't stressing me out right now. [ Pause. ] Which is a little ridiculous, seeing as I work for Tony Stark.

[ And not noticing that she's said she's stressed, either. Oops. ]

[ call ] it got...lost.....? ;C

[specifics]

[ DS;FDSLKFL;DSOEHWPDSKLNPHIWEFKLDNSipyuwofjaso8yp9q3irwekl ... ]

Yeah, but work might not be helping the stress. Just a thought.

[ call ] bawww little lost zubat

[oneminutemaze]

[ DO IT. ]

Sitting around isn't going to do it, either. [ As if to prove her point: ] Has the vomiting stopped yet? [ Cobb's, that is. ] I started sleeping through it.

[ call ] one is the loneliest number etc....except there are like 9999 zubats...hm.

[specifics]

[ B( ALL IN GOOD TIME, PADAWAN. ]

Alternatively, you could ask for more projects, if work's your safe zone.

[ Pause. ]

It did. I'm on my way back. Hopefully it stayed stopped.

[ call ] not in the ocean...

[oneminutemaze]

[ PATIENCE IS NOT ONE OF HER VIRTUES. ]

They've got the department head position open and I have my eye on it.

[ Because it's something to do, and because whether or not this is real, there's very much an economic system. ]

Does it usually last this long?