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[specialmonster]

The next morning Sylar had gotten up and called Mohinder, delighting himself as he told the Indian man about how they had massacred Matt and Janice. (Scandanlizing Mohinder was still one of his favorite pasttimes). Mohind agreed to come get Matty as soon as Sylar gave him this ultimatum: "Either come pick him up, or Elle and I am going to raise him

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[electrocutesy]

Elle, on the other hand, besides paling in horror at the idea of raising anything as her own (except for a puppy, she'd always wanted one), had spent the entirety of their stay generally avoiding taking care of the child. The involved frequent bathroom trips, watching television, and making a night of dragging Matt and Janice's stiff bodies into some spare room when Matty screamed and hollered for two hours and then finally threw up all over himself. (Obviously, she had taken many breaks

[specialmonster]

Sylar finished feeding the baby and rocked him in his arms, burping him until eventually the baby nodded off into a nap. He carefully placed Matty into the crib before making his way back to the bedroom.

He thought it was almost cute the way Elle tried to avoid the child at all costs. She wasn't scared of much, but she was apparently scared of a baby. It was rather endearing, really.

He sat down next to her on the bed, pressing a soft kiss against Elle's neck. He glanced over at the laptop, looking at what she was doing. "So, what kind of porn did Mrs. Parkman like to check out?"

[electrocutesy]

"Gang bangs," Elle said with a bored sigh, making her way through the list. With a click, she queued up a random video, filling the room with fake moaning. "MILFs." She scoffed, and jealously muttered, "Probably thought she was one." She leaned back under his arm, watching the scene. "Apparently Parkman's more useless than a eunuch, because there's plenty of hits."

[specialmonster]

"Well, she did sleep around on him in the past, so clearly he was pretty useless in the bedroom," He murmured, careful not to mention his own tryst with Janice this time. The last thing he wanted to do right now was fight with Elle.