004 conspiracies uncovered

[specialagentgf]

The so-called deities are refusing to divulge what they need our locks of hair for. Until they make their intentions clear, I would advise everyone not to give them any of your hair.

Comments

[quackingly]

Why? It's just hair, isn't it?

[specialagentgf]

It can be used for any number of purposes, including genetic experiments such as cloning.

Whatever their purpose in collecting our hair is, doing so without informing us of its purpose is a violation of our civil liberties and the scientific ethical code.

[quackingly]

C-cloning? Is that bad?

[specialagentgf]

When it's done without your knowledge or express consent, yes.

[steeldame]

While I advice caution in every absurd decree, there is something I cannot deny: they could take the hair if they want it so badly for their nefarious purposes. Curse us with being compelled to sport a haircut and hand the strands to them.

[specialagentgf]

You've got a point. Still, putting out a forced decree is not much better.

[steeldame]

Perhaps they are asking things to amuse themselves individually. Each request appears to be suiting with their default personalities.

[call_me_spooky]

Scully.

[specialagentgf]

Mulder.

[call_me_spooky]

Where. The hell are you.

[specialagentgf]

Out looking at bedframes. I would have told you, but you were out.

[obliviomancy]

... what can they do with hair?

[specialagentgf]

Any number of scientific experiments, or a catalog of the City's residents.

[obliviomancy]

But it won't do anything to whoever gives the hair.

[specialagentgf]

I'm not comfortable with anything of mine being involved in experiments that I don't know about.