Birthday Fic: It's A Dirty Job...

[speakr2customrs]

Happy Birthday to gillo

Here is a birthday ficlet. 1,500 words, rating R, and it’s a crossover I’ve never done before; BtVS (the Season 8 comics, alas) and Tomb Raider (specifically, Tomb Raider: Underworld). Slight spoilers for the comic’s arc that has just ended in issue 19 (if anyone gives a toss any longer). I tried to find a crossover more

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[cbtreks]

Very good! Not only did I not see the pun coming, it didn't even occur to me that there'd be one till that final paragraph. (I wonder if Joyce and Lara would fight over Olaf.)

[speakr2customrs]

Thank you!

In the 'Merry Sport' universe Lara Croft will never have met Olaf, and in this universe Joyce never met him, so unlikely. If they did fight, however, Lara would win.

[gillo]

Thank you!

Olaf, and Ilona and a Speaker-worthy pun to finish. What's not to love? I especially adored:

“Indeed so,” Lara said, with a wicked grin, “and I wasn’t exactly put off by his penis being big enough to have its own Postcode.”

“Uh...” Buffy’s eyes glazed over. “I, uh, think I’ll go home now and get ready for the cleaning. And there’s some cleaning of my own I’m gonna do. I’ll have to scrub my brain out with soap.”

[speakr2customrs]

Glad you liked it!

[arkeus]

XD

As usual, lolstatic.

[speakr2customrs]

Thank you!

[halfeatenmoon]

*amused* Found this on crossover_news. Neat little crossover, and I loved the bit about Dawn.

[speakr2customrs]

Thank you! Glad you liked it.

[averageshmoe]

Wonderful to see Olaf again and in such circumstances, BSeason 8, a setting that his presence could only improve.

By the by, that steaming pile of centaur crap that Buffy stepped into is, I presume, your opinion of the comic?

Phah, season eight. We will speak no more of it.

pgavigan

[speakr2customrs]

Thank you!

Yes, the centaur crap was indeed inspired by my opinion of the comic.